Okay, I need everyone's help, because if I embarass myself, it's all your fault. For one of my classes, I have to tell a funny story with a "punch line" at the end. Will everyone please read these and let me know if any of them are funny? You must be completely honest. And if anyone remembers any other funny stories, you must remind me about ( Read more... )

Well, another summer come and gone. But that's okay, because it means that I have only one more year at school and then...who knows ( Read more... )

Ok, so I saw the new Jessica Simpson video (Public Affair) the other day and I need to know who those other three girls are that are with her. I was thinking that it was Christina Applegate, Eva Longoria and Ashanti ( Read more... )

Well, QED and I said our good-byes yesterday, and it was sad ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.  (HAHAHA! Can you say addiction to every DC show, not to mention I asked my sister what happened on Judging Amy the other day?)
✓ I own lots of books.  (Again, addiction.)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  ( ( Read more... )

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEY ARE MAKING PRINCE CASPIAN (THE SEQUEL TO THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE) INTO A MOVIE THAT IS GOING TO BE RELEASED IN 2008 AND WILL HAVE THE SAME LITTLE KIDS PLAYING THE PEVENSIES AND LIAM NEESON AS THE VOICE OF ASLAN ( Read more... )

Of course, as soon as I get over the debacle of my relatives, 10 other things have to pop up. I just found out that my internship supervisor is leaving this week to work on some celebration in 2008 about the 250th anniversary of Pittsburgh (or something), and I think Babs was counting on getting my final letter from her for my internship. This, ( Read more... )

I feel as though my death is now imminent. I know I always thought it would be soon, but not this soon. On Saturday night, my psycho Aunt Laura tried to kill me, and I'll be seeing her tomorrow night. We will be in "The Pope Room" of Buca di Beppo, just like out of The Sopranos or The Godfather ( Read more... )

I always had this sneaking suspicion that my neighbors' granddaughter would undergo a sex change sooner or later. So today, I'm walking home from QED and I see these two people playing catch on my neighbor's front lawn; one of which was a definitely a guy. So I just assumed that the change finally happened. So then my mom comes home and I tell ( Read more... )

As karma/luck would have it, this is the first nice day in a while here in the park. Well, today and Thursday, the only two days this week that I didn't have to go to QED. Monday was a torrential downpour on my way in and yesterday my sister loaned me her sucky umbrella as mine was MIA, which was...just...great ( Read more... )