egh.

xanga? philipwholland.
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=philipwholland
i might be making the switch. livejournalland just makes me sad.

my comment to maddy's post on her site, but i can't get it to work. i don't know how to "CHMOD my entries/archives to 777" or whatever bullshit ( Read more... )

sixty dollars short on the cash sheet for today. darn. interesting, considering the new guy was NOT working the register, mitchell the usual thief is gone to the navy, i did not steal it, and there was no midafternoon cash report done like usual, so we do not know when it left. yargh ( Read more... )

customer: "I'd like a double six."
philip (at dresser position): "would you like that on white or wheat this evening?"
michael the manager (discreetly; in my ear): "i'll tell you what! put it on a DILDO!"

NEGROPHILIAC.

it's like NECROPHILIAC, but wiTH BLAck folks iNSTEad of those WHo are d e a d.

i want a kara icon.

I enjoy a fresh perspective on the "healthy" from a regular smoker who is neither polite nor cooperative. I doubt thoroughly that his diet is balanced. And if it is, then still the point still stands fast that he is no more of a judge than I am of what is right concerning this issue ( Read more... )

Okay, this is the time of year when I should be expressing my love to those which I love ( Read more... )

Once again, popular culture is sympathizing with me.

the starting line -- "three's a charm"

This lesbian that I know sensed my heartbreak. I had never said a word about it, but she seemed to know exactly what was going on. Blah blah blah there's this girl I was recently with that I still love blah blah blah ( Read more... )