my life as a hamster

[pwcca]

that does it.

i am shuffling off this guise of mj and fulfilling my life's ambitions.

killing hammy and taking over his life, possessions and most importantly
his supplies for the winter.

first you get de cottage, den you get de women hamsters, den you get de
power!

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[matcha_pocky]

I, Squirrelzor, will challenge you. My squirrel-nuts will crush your hamster-nuts with the might of fluffy-tail.

I would say Raaar, but instead I will say Tsk Tsk Tsk in my fiercest, rumbling Squirrelzor voice.

[matcha_pocky]

eeeeeEEEE! Little hamster!

But not as cute as my kitten, Squash.

[pwcca]

i, hammy, retreat to the solitude of my wheel of power, where i will run in endless circles, biding my time until evolution provides me with powers beyond the ability to look damn cute! :P