BEWARE N00BZ!
I HAVE AWAKEN FROM MY SLUMBER WITH A GIANT HARD ON AND I PLAN TO USE IT!

LOLOL

doug got PWNED!!!!!!@****@*@&@#%$^%@%&*&!)(*!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have awaken from Slumber. When I arose from my pwn cave I realized that I had slept through winter. It is now coming upon summer and I crave PWNTANG. Yes, that's right. I've got an erection for pwning!!!

bend over bitches cause bPWNes and 1337zor are here to probe you from behind with 12 inches of hard pwnage!

let the juices fly

by reading this we are pwning you.....thats how awsome we are

Bitches
<3
bPWNes
1337zor

ps. you best answer the telePWN 'cause we be callin'!