Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andrew!

1. Czar Paul I banished Andrew to Siberia for marching out of step.
2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Andrew.
3. In his entire life, Andrew will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Andrew.
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Andrew.

Thank You Most Fabulous Jessica COSDEN!

Bitter White Chocolate Stats

Formed:
23rd December 2005

Split:
21st August 2009

Best Album:
'Finer Megavolt Stairs' 7/10 in the NME

Best Single:
'Lunging Unvoice Scarpers Fibroids Titians Knotter' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the ( Read more... )

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Tara and I watching Tv at my house at 10:20 on December 7, 2005. Priceless moment. McDonalds commercial for the new Arch Card comes on. Andrew: "Wow, thats interesting." Tara: "Yeah, Obesity the gift that keeps on giving." Mastarcard should patent that.

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

Im resting tommorow since I am working from 10AM to 11PM on Black Friday. Hope me a restful day off! YAY COACH. YAY OVERTIME!

YAY FRIENDS..

Exeunt..

Thanks Tasha!

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Humanism

Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves ( Read more... )

I have come to a most astonishing revelation while pulling an all-nighter. Shakira has four talents. 1) Ass-Shaking Ability (Ay dios mio!). 2) Spirit Fingers or Jazz Hands (if you so prefer). 3) Wierd Stomach Convulsions (Gas?). 4) Amazing Manual Dexterity (What better to slather mud/paint/food all over ones body while dancing?!). Wow. Im so smart ( Read more... )

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I'd like to that whoisjohngalt for this fabulous quiz!


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So I've been thinking a lot lately about a multitude of topics. Love, life, work, finance. The list could go on. I think I may have come upon an epiphany tonight. My life isin't so bad. Im always harping on how much I hate Ft. Myers, Fgcu, and Florida. But you know, its not that horrible. I have many amazing friends. Tara and the other Tara, Fer, ( Read more... )