i am now shifting the blame from balls to rachel for my growing cigarette addiction.

If Paris Hilton didn't decide to become a musical artist my life you be okay again.

Edit: Doesn't everyone know the words "would" and "you" are interchangable?

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Eat more corn.

Get your resolution here

WTF. I ATE A BOWL OF CORN NOT MORE THAN 7 MINUTES AGO.
WEEEEEEEEIRD.

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( I only did this cause I had a good most recent text message. )

( I felt like the damn paparazzi. )

i'm drunk. with chase over thanksgiving.

how predictable.

( who's coming with me? )