And the winner of the 2006 Nobel Peace Prize in the category of Medical Benefits Booklet Cover goes to ... Freedom Communications Inc.!

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After what felt like 56 1/2 hours of viewing time, which was in fact only about 2 hours and 18 minutes of viewing time, I have finally finished watching the movie "Seabiscuit."

According to IMDB, a sequel is already filmed. Marking the major motion picture debut of Fred Durst, it will be entitled, "Seabizkit 2: The Nookie."

On the Netflix DVD sleeve for "Hotel Rwanda," the movie description at first sucks you in with powerful, dramatic and inspiring prose, before wrapping up its summary with a strange and somehow belittling climax ( Read more... )

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Sounds like these guys were having a ball!

With temperatures rising and summer drawing closer, the minds of men and women everywhere are tuning in to one goal, and one goal only: Getting laid on the beach. While it's something many dream of doing, few are actually able to make it happen. But there are a couple of tried and true tips to follow if you really want to close that deal ( Read more... )

My walkout today seemed to raise no eyebrows and did not produce the self-inflating, standing ovation from co-workers I had hoped for. Therefore, I will advertise my curiously no-sided position on new immigration laws by overtly and defiantly ordering Mexican food for dinner tonight.

I, too, shall take a stand on the immigration rights issue today by walking out of work at 5 p.m.

I've decided I'm going to replace all my car windows with concrete, except for a thin, nuclear-bunker-like strip of glass in the windshield that enables me to see the road, but prevents crackhead crooks from getting their dirty hands through.

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