One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on ( Read more... )

"Terps pound Sacred Heart"

According to an exciting e-mail I received today, when I sign up with onlinefuckfriend.com, I will receive full access to their database of horny women in my local area ( Read more... )

I realize it must be a Christian high school, but it's still a bit odd to see the sports headline "Word of God wins in overtime."

It goes without saying that the Daytona 500 is one of the most emotionally wrenching events on this planet. Over the course of several hours, the race carries you through a plethora of passions, from fear to joy and anger, and quite often, on to heartbreak. It's a roller coaster ride I've found quite addictive over the years ( Read more... )

Josh "Stuntman" Hall thought he could leap a huge gap between two Los Angeles rooftops in December. But Eric watched as he fell screaming to his death four stories to the concrete below in a bloody puddle of broken bones, bits of brain and Negro Modelo.


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This just in from the spam e-mail filter ...

From: Here Are The
Subject: Oldest Ladies in Porn

What is your favorite "Larry the Cable Guy" phrase?

A. GIT-R-DONE!
B. I told you to wait in the truck!
C. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
D. Lord, I apologize.
E. GIT-R-DONE!
F. Do you believe that?
G. GIT-R-DONE!
H. GIT-R-DONE!
I. GIT-R-DONE!
J. GIT-R-DONE!
K. GIT-R-DONE!

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I wonder ... that deflating sound I heard about 30 minutes ago ... Was it a collective sigh of disappointment coming from the Chapel Hill contingent? Or just the wheels on the Carolina bandwagon going flat?

So I'm covering a National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day program today, when the minister who is speaking informs us that "you can't put a condom over your heart."