1. What do hobbits call the race of Men?

2. How old did Bilbo become on the day of the Long-expected Party?

3. How many guests were at the Hundredweight feast?

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

today i had a miserable experience. to sum it up without details: i became acutely aware that the world does not care about anything. it has no concern for knowledge or progress or even things like wisdom or love. i walked desparingly back from class. i wanted to talk to someone who would understand. i got out my phone to call my mom, with ( Read more... )

i'm about done just sitting here.

livejournal, ...hello.

things will never be the same.

david and i ventured to wikipedia to determine whether or not the queef was indeed more than a legend. it is. we found it humorous that the article on vaginal flatulance was ranked 817th in 2004. we then proceded to examine the top 1000 list starting with number one. this page was only beaten by goatse.cx, united states, lunokhod program [ ( Read more... )

When reading The Lord of the Rings, one will discover many songs and poems throughout. There is one song in The Fellowship of the Ring that stands out and blatantly brings to the surface some insight into its author: J.R.R. Tolkien. Whether it was intended or not, Tolkien wove into this song, “Farewell We Call To Hearth and Hall,” his views on ( Read more... )

How's Blanderbilt?

Meet me in St Louis.
Meet me at the City Museum.
http://www.citymuseum.org/3D.html

yep.