Last night was fun. Hey don't worry, I know it was the glare - bwahaha. I'm going to be in a gaming special on MTV! They're filming it tonight so I have to be over there by 8:15. This should be, uh.. interesting, as it will be the first time in over a year that I'll be around "Empire Arcadia". hmmm ( Read more... )

Went to my grandmother's house. As I'd already knew, her reaction to my eyebrow was not pleasant. I didn't particularly give a fuck, I just wanted to see what percentage of the shit she said had already been prophesized by my wondrous brain. She didn't have shit to say when I asked the difference between an eyebrow piercing and an ear piercing. Bwa ( Read more... )

Goddamn, last night was an apocalyptic blur. Me, Sanford, Sahre and Tracy got obliterated. 80 proof and a blunt make a devastatingly sexy couple. They should have a myspace (wait, what?). To be honest I don't fully remember everything, but I do remember laughing. Uncontrollably. And Tracy not being able to stand up straight hehe.. She was doing the ( Read more... )

Mmmmm, Ovaltine. Can't get enough o' that 'tine! Uh, I had something in mind when I thought of updating, but it fled my brain as soon as I hit that "sign in" button. Fook. Oh yes, Saw 2, that was it. Went to see that with Tracy and Sanford this past Thursday. I was shocked at how good it was. The preview made it seem like excrement in film form. ( Read more... )

...Sweat that isn't even mine...

*deep breath*

Hooooooooly Pope's testicles (yes, the very loins of the "great" papal himself) the MSI concert punted Oprah's rich black pussy lips! It was unadulterated lunacy. And 10x worse than Webster Hall in the clown car factor- There were what felt like thousands of people smashed in together. It was like a ( Read more... )

So I still have my job. They transferred me as I suspected. From Monday on, I will be working about 18 blocks north-west of where I am now. Not bad. I'll be closer to Times Square, so that's pretty cool ( Read more... )

Hmmm... I'm at the library around my "job" right now. I use quotations, my good man, because I'm not sure if it still is my job or not. I wasn't on the roster yesterday and today the dick- err, truck driver... fuck it, the dickhole told me that they want me to report to the plant. I mean, it's no biggie if they fire me. I've been there 9 months so ( Read more... )

What's really polo shirt on the hoody-hoody du-rag tip? I'm very frustrated at Tracy right now. She won't fucking leave me alone. I'M MAD AT YOU! BE GONE!!!!!So I've been looking for apartments and like an ass, I haven't been saving money. Long story short: I have no deposit loot! And there are some good apt'z on Craig's List. Then again, It'd be ( Read more... )

My first few days back in the city have been quite uneventful, yet tons more fun than my time in North Carolina. I'm a lot less unhappy, but I still want to break away from the redundant monotony that is my life. It's funny, I'm pretty anti-social but I find myself wanting to hang out with people! But I can't just strike up a conversation with ( Read more... )

Sweet mother of Alf, it feels good to be back in good ol' NYC. North Carolina was hell- No, it was worse... It was Rosie O'donnell's gooch. Well, it wasn't 100% bad. More like 98. I did have a little fun whenever Stanka or Suga (friends of "the fam") dropped by (mainly because we'd all smoke weed out on the balcony). But that's about it. Other than ( Read more... )