My third night in North Carolina, and it feels like my third month. I find myself smoking weed just to get away from the boredom. How fucking sad is that? I went to the mall today. Nothing special there. Visited the Hot Topic (blegh) and picked up the Foamy dvd. One good thing about this HT that it's Queens counterpart doesn't have is listening ( Read more... )

Uhhh.... I still haven't left yet. Can we all say gayyyyy? Tomorrow is the day for sure, though. Ah, I got to see Corpse Bride. That movie was the shittle-bam snip-snap crackadilly-oso! Me likes'd it muches! I also saw Green Street Hooligans. Surprised to say, it was actually pretty good. Condoms off to Elijah Wood for a fairly decent performance. ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a new fragrance on the European market. "What is this" you ask? Why, it's Vulva (and no, I'm not joking):

http://www.riechmichund.com/

In other news, I'll be going to North Carolina very soon. Possibly either today or tomorrow. I have to help my mom move ( Read more... )

Four years ago today, two clumsy pigeons were flying through the air when they slipped on a banana peel and bumped their heads a building each. Apparently, they had more strength in their noggins than they thought, for those pigeons made the buildings crumble like Carson Daly's career, killing thousands of people, crippling a nation and forcing the ( Read more... )

How's this for conspiracy

The Siege of New Orleans:
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article10182.htm

*sniff* and the smell of 40,000 decomposing aborted fetuses fills the air! Good evening everyone. I am dr. killmyself and I'm here to aid you in the fight to decimate the elderly! "What?" you ask... eh, never mind.

Last night was fun. We went to Sahre's house and chilled. Watered petals, whatever the hell that means, ha. Hey Sahre, sorry for ( Read more... )

Goddamn it. Ugh. I am (possibly was) a friend to the most unreliable sack of mixed hobo semen in this, that and any other alternate galaxy. He CONSTANTLY says he's gonna do things ("I'll go over there", "I'll be home, blah blah blah gahyuck") and, I'll admit he comes through... 1.4 percent of the time!!! And then he has the gaul to expect me to ( Read more... )

Maaan, I'm blowing the scent of rotted mongoloid flesh out my ass. And it's every 1.51 minutes! What tha eff, yo?! All I had the whole day was a fuckin' bottle of Vitamin Water. Mmmm, Vitamin Water. . . but yeah, I can't figure it out. Camel Dick! Anyway... Saw 40 Year-old Virgin yesterday. It was pretty fuckin' hilarious. I still have to see Deuce ( Read more... )

Ahhh, 3 days off in a row... and the next day I work is pay day! Gotta love my hateful job! Picked up the new OPSM with Sora on the cover. As you can see by the groupie-esque background, I was inspired. I'm gonna start playing Kingdom Hearts again. It really is a great fucking game. If you haven't played it yet, or have no plans to, may the gods of ( Read more... )

Anger Management. . . YESSSSSS!!!! It was the shiznenka! I've never seen so many people in the garden before! Lil' John opened up. His set was pretty lively. He brought out Pitbull for a few songs, then Lil' Scrappy. They played all the songs people are familiar with. Twas pretty good. I'm not really into that whole "crunk music" shit, but I still ( Read more... )