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V I D E O ][ SEEKING A JOB

May 25, 2011 21:24

[ John turns the video feed on and smirks into the camera. ] Okay, children. It's time I made my introductions. Properly ( Read more... )

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Text child_radical May 26 2011, 01:29:47 UTC

I doubt anyone would want to hire a pyromaniac with a penchant for performing a horrible B-movie slasher smile.

Text pyromatique May 26 2011, 01:35:13 UTC

The right kind of people might.

Text child_radical May 26 2011, 01:37:24 UTC

Depends upon your definition of right people.

Text pyromatique May 26 2011, 01:46:46 UTC

The kind you'd probably call wrong if you're a stickler for rules.

But hey. Everyone's gotta make a living, right?

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Video dude_imbatman May 26 2011, 01:35:41 UTC

Okay 1 [He holds up a finger] That's awesome. 2 [two fingers] You're a bigger dick than I am. 3 [Three fingers] I like you.

Can't help you with a job anyway.

Video pyromatique May 26 2011, 01:43:18 UTC

Figured as much. What with you being a cop and me hating authority.

Heard you did a trade with the Deities to bring your brother back to life. What's that about?

Re: Video dude_imbatman May 26 2011, 02:49:26 UTC

Not a cop like you've got back home probably.

Yup. What do you want to know about it?

Video pyromatique May 26 2011, 03:24:58 UTC

Huh.

What did you trade?

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[Video] whattingawhat May 26 2011, 01:39:13 UTC

[Have a blonde with a head tilt and a 'huh' look]

You'd be a shoo in for fire fighter or maybe arsonist.

[Video] pyromatique May 26 2011, 01:51:38 UTC

Not a fucking hero. And I'd say arsonist, but that's likely to put me behind bars so.

You a waitress? [ Judging you by your looks like whoa.]

Re: [Video] whattingawhat May 26 2011, 02:47:10 UTC

[Have an eyebrow arch and a smirk]

Nope. Slayer, comma the. I fight monsters in the arena Underground.

[Video] pyromatique May 26 2011, 03:26:37 UTC

You fight monsters? [ Cause she looks so fucking tiny. Yeah. Still judging. ] They pay people for that?

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[Video] illgrowoutofit May 26 2011, 01:45:51 UTC

[Neil tears himself away from his video games for this. That's a high compliment.]

Duuuuuude. That's pretty tight.

[Video] pyromatique May 26 2011, 01:54:53 UTC

I'm awesome.

Who're you?

Re: [Video] illgrowoutofit May 26 2011, 03:58:42 UTC

Yeah you are.

Uh, I'm Neil. Hi.

[Video] pyromatique May 26 2011, 04:09:29 UTC

[ Smirks.]

Hey, Neil.

So, you got a cool job you want to introduce me to?

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tessenwarrior May 26 2011, 01:46:50 UTC

Pyro? You're... You're a fire bender?!?! [Sorry, that's all she's gonna notice.] Wait... mutant, right? But I had no idea you could control fire! That's amazing.

pyromatique May 26 2011, 01:58:51 UTC

Yup. Wouldn't know what to do without it.

Long time no chat.

tessenwarrior May 26 2011, 03:30:44 UTC

It has been awhile.

I didn't realize that mutants had the same powers as benders either. That's amazing.

pyromatique May 26 2011, 03:32:41 UTC

Benders just sound all kinds of wrong, but yeah. Guess we do share the same powers.

What have you been up to?

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