V I D E O ][ SEEKING A JOB

[pyromatique]

[ John turns the video feed on and smirks into the camera. ] Okay, children. It's time I made my introductions. Properly

Comments

[bladed_siberian]

Hell of a way to ask for a job.

[pyromatique]

Least you know I'm not a liar.

[bladed_siberian]

True. You don't seem like the type to lie anyway.

If you didn't hate cops so much, I might consider offering you a job with my group.

[pyromatique]

Don't see a need for it.

You should offer it to me anyways. You never know.

[sings4dragons]

You admit to willfully burning things, then ask for someone to hire you.

Nice.

[pyromatique]

I don't see what's so wrong about that. It's just something I can do. If you could sing, wouldn't you sing?

[sings4dragons]

I sing quite often, so yes. I merely meant that it's amusing how you put it.

[pyromatique]

How else should I put it? Like I told a number of people before this, least I'm being honest. What you see is what you fucking get.

[valentineluke]

Any takers?

[pyromatique]

Nothing set in stone just yet, but I'm considering my options.

What's been up, mystery man?

[valentineluke]

Underground's back to its original state.

[pyromatique]

I'm not sure of the proper response. Is that good or bad?

[renegare]

How much?

[pyromatique]

What, you mean how much am I looking for?

[renegare]

Maybe.

[ PRIVATE ]

[pyromatique]

There's a possibility I might be joining the police force, but if you need help with anything, feel free to give me a holler.

With regards to payment, I guess I can afford to be flexible. Fuck it. On a good day, even a six pack of beer might do it.

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[7thborn]

[Despite everything, her interest is piqued. Wandless magic will do that to a witch, all threats aside.]

I spent a curse day doing that. Almost burnt down our dining table, but...

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Try getting a job as a cook somewhere.

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[pyromatique]

Might as well declare myself to be a human fucking toaster slash oven slash stove.

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[7thborn]

It'd be slightly more excusable to burn things down if it was in a kitchen than anywhere else, mate. That's all I'm saying.

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[pyromatique]

Being a cook would bore me to death. Plus, I'm not great at it. I mean, I can cook a decent meal, sure, but nothing fancy.