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[pyromatique]

Seriously, guys. And ladies. There are a lot of better ways to commit total suicide than say jumping off of a fucking building. Guns, sleeping pills, incineration

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[repeatshimself]

Hey.

Speak for yourself.

[pyromatique]

Do you see me wanting to jumping off of any buildings?

[repeatshimself]

I mean I can, in fact, fly.

I can also make you fly.

[pyromatique]

Don't tell me that's what you've been doing? Helping people FLY?

Think I'm going to suggest that we round up today's crazies and thrown them in a holding cell.

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[makinghoscroak]

Sounds real pretty.

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[pyromatique]

Yeah, what can I say? I've got a flair for writing shit down.

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[makinghoscroak]

You got any other tricks?

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[pyromatique]

I can control fire.

[renegare]

Children will believe in magic.

[pyromatique]

These aren't children. These are adults wanting to commit total fucking suicide. It's a serious issue. You shouldn't be taking it lightly. These very sick people should be rounded up and thrown into some mental hospital or some shit. [ Clearly, he's finding this all too amusing. ]

[renegare]

In an hour, they'll have rounded themselves up as waste on cement.

[pyromatique]

Would hate to be the one to have to clean that mess up.

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[the_dawnster]

There was a flying curse just recently. You don't think it can be all repeat-y? Cause sometimes they get all repeat-y -- the curses.

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[pyromatique]

Heard you almost jumped.

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[the_dawnster]

Well. Yeah. So?

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[pyromatique]

Well, nothing. I'm just glad you're okay, kiddo. [ Yes. He keeps forgetting that you're whatever age you are and not fourteen or something. ]

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[heelsandlaw]

You really are a born spokesman.

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[pyromatique]

Thank you. Now about that raise...

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[heelsandlaw]

Try again in a year or two.

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[pyromatique]

Well, it was worth trying. But seriously? A year or two?