AUDIO ][ LOST & FOUND.

[pyromatique]

I found these two in front of my doorstep this morning. If you think I'm the kind of guy who's capable of looking after anything or anyone other than, well, myself, you're sadly mistaken. Kindly take the fish off my hands or I'll flush 'em down the toilet by the end of the day.

Comments

[knifecushion]

Gosh, fish are so hard to take care of.

[pyromatique]

Don't need your sarcasm. Fish are all kinds of slimy and disgusting. They are hard to handle.

[knifecushion]

....If you try to pet them, I guess.

[pyromatique]

I wouldn't. But transferring them from container to plastic bag is no fun. They stink.

[totallyinaband]

Come on, man. You can't do that to poor orphan fish.

[pyromatique]

Oh, I can. It's much easier to get rid of 'em than look after them.

[totallyinaband]

At least just give them to someone else.

[pyromatique]

Dawn's adopting the goddamn fish.

[team_sociopath]

Even I could handle fish.

[pyromatique]

I'm considering frying the little suckers. While they're still alive.

[team_sociopath]

Has anyone ever told you you're a seriously messed up dude?

[pyromatique]

Just my high school counselor, back when I threatened to set his car on fire. While he was in it.

[the_dawnster]

Flush them down the... ohmigod, what are you thinking? My sister is crushing on a fish killer. She's so crushing on a fish killer. Which is... kind of funny but beside the point. Give them to me.

[pyromatique]

Okay. You can have them. I'll drop them off after work.

And your sister. Is she? Seriously?

[the_dawnster]

Good. I can totally handle fish. I had a beta my freshman year in college. Come to think of it I have no idea what happened to him when I had to leave. But these two fishies... I can handle.

Uh. Yeah~! She seriously is in a Bella lusting after Edward kind of way. I bet she doodles your name on things when none of us are looking.

[pyromatique]

I don't have a bowl or anything so you're on your own in that department.

Riiiight.

I'm pretty sure one fish is fatter than the other. Think it might even be pregnant. Glad you're taking 'em off my hands.

[Video]

[whattingawhat]

[She is giving you this look forever, Pyro]

You do realize they're fish. They're gonna die of natural causes in 2.5 seconds, right?

[Video]

[pyromatique]

Dawn wants them. They better not die.

Re: [Video]

[whattingawhat]

[Face meet palm]Crap. Now I have to try and keep them alive. I killed my last goldfish.

[Video]

[pyromatique]

I'm pretty sure she can handle them herself. She's a big girl.