there should be a theme park based on this

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Just some more thought trains that cruised off the tracks and are now hiding in the wild. They learned how to hunt from wolves, and explorers sometimes say they can see glimpses of these trains in the dense forests. They've developed anthropomorphic faces like Thomas the Tank Engine, only they're really shy and skittish and live off of bananas

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[pyrrhic_victoly]

That was, of course, part of my nefarious plan.

...I don't know, either. It had something to do with connecting food to the human figure, and then to boobs. Maybe.

[gatsbie]

Your boobs are hurting you? o_o I am imagining a pair or breasts armed with a knife now, beating the shit out of women when they least expect it.

Also, I think you just insulted Bigfoot. D: WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU

I've always considered myself an atheist but for the past few days I've been wearing a cross around my neck as kind of a...talisman, or something. J-bro, sorry if that offends you, but the symbol of your death serves to remind me how beautiful life is.

I hope I can still get in heaven, because I think I would look sexy in them white robe things.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

I suppose it could have been phrased in a better way, like "the weight of the bags of womanly lard strapped to my chest hurts my back". But I like the knife image! :D

Bigfoot is my ex.

J-bro is totally cool. I think he might just be a hippie.

I wonder if the robe things are anything like Britannia Angel's toga. That would be hot.

[gatsbie]

I can't even imagine having a beard without cringing. I can hardly stand it when there's stubble on my legs, even. ;A; So scratchy and annoying!

He's totally a hippie. I bet he fist-bumps people a ton, too. BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A BRO.

My idea of heaven is a bunch of smexy people dressed like Brittania angel, just chillin with harps and whatever. :B Fufufu~

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Stubble annoys me, and yet I can't help patting it and giggling at the prickly feeling. That's like the only thing I enjoy about haircuts - the ends get all prickly! I can't stop playing with my hair for days!!

I can imagine him coming down on a rainbow, and then someone's like, "J-bro's in the house!" and Jesus is like, "Bro fists. Bro fists, everyone."

As for heaven, can we make those electric harps?

[keelieinblack]

Maybe your thought trains can romp about in the wild with the catbus. They might get along.

Brit Humes said that Tiger Woods should convert to Christianity because it's more forgiving to adulterers.

That is possibly one of the stupidest reasons for converting to any religion that I've ever heard. Do people really do that? Ugh. This is why organized religions tend to skeeve me out.

They would hear the flapping meat sounds made from air passing through our vocal folds and be intrigued.

Someone else had the same idea, kind of, not too long ago. :D (There was a really radio play of it, too, but of course now I can't find it. *grump*)

[pyrrhic_victoly]

I'm sure they'd like to make friends~ :3

The video for that is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgMr_Zc3OtA
Eep! I misspelled his name with an extra 's'.

It was really stupid, and then he was called out by some people, but continued to defend himself with Bill O'Reilly's support. Yuck!

LOL! I read that story years ago. I was probably thinking about it when I posted. Didn't know there was a radio play, though.

[mnemo_syne]

I'm an atheist too. Yay! Though I always just say "I'm not religious" instead, to avoid "YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD?!" discussions. I dunno what it would take to convert me. People have tried. For many, many years.

Fried chicken...oh man. Now the craving sets in.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Yay! \o/

Did a lot of people try to convert you? I've always been open about my atheism, so there weren't many attempts. At least not by people I knew...

I hate food because I love it so much D:

[mnemo_syne]

Not a lot of people, just the same ones, over again.

I just ate a bagel with cream cheese, wasabi, lox, and scrambled eggs on it. It was delicious and I regret nothing.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Le sigh~ Some people never learn.

That is...an interesting combination. I'm trying to figure out how it would taste, but my imaginary taste buds are failing me. I can't seem to figure out cream cheese and wasabi without the rest of the sushi.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

LOLOLOL WHAT.

Ah, well... I really shouldn't have expected any better from Fox News. The video of that incident is here, btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgMr_Zc3OtA