The Complete Discography: Remastered Platinum Supersized Edition
So, I figured it was high time I made a directory of all of my fics!
First of all: The Chosen End, a historical Russia/America collaboration with wizzard890. Has approximately one billion chapters, with no end in sight. You should read it, it's pretty good.
Now that that's out of the way! A star next to the title means it's recommended; I think it's one of the better things I've written for the fandom. =D I hope you all enjoy!
* All The Time In The World - France/England.
A cranky old married couple has a philosophical conversation about what the blurring boundaries between nations means for them as individuals.
Genre: Slice of Life/Romance.
Modern. PG-13.
America, You Idiot - England/America.
America starts out feeling all neglected, and then there's some angst, and for God's sakes, you two, just kiss already.
Genre: Romance.
Modern. PG-13.
Blessed Are The Peacemakers - Russia/America.
America tries to convert Russia back to Christianity and ends up getting fucked across a table (not included), but in between those two things they manage to have a pretty interesting conversation about what faith means for nations.
Genre: Drama/Shipping.
1970s. PG-13.
* Boston - England/America.
With ideological differences about to tear them apart, England and America sleep together for the first time.
Genre: Drama/Romance.
1774. R for sex.
* Brunnhilde: The Legend Begins - Germany, Prussia.
Why is Prussia such an irresponsible jerk? And just where did that chick come from, anyway?
Genre: Family Fluff/Comedy.
Modern. PG-13.
Burn It Down - England/America.
During the War of 1812, England, in a particularly bitchy mood, attacks DC and burns down the White House.
Genre: Drama.
1814. PG-13 for violence.
But Why Budweisers - America and Canada.
America and Canada are the bro-est of bros. But is their bro-hood their greatest strength...or their greatest weakness? Also, can you say "cool" so many times that it becomes meaningless?
Genre: Comedy/Slice of Life.
Modern. PG-13.
Church Etiquette - France and Russia.
Their first meeting, in 1051. Russia is bitty. France is outrageously inappropriate. It's possible the word 'fornicate' gets thrown around a bit more than is strictly necessary, especially with a five year old.
Genre: Comedy.
1051. PG (more or less).
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Written with wizzard890.
* Click Click Bang - Russia/America (kind of).
Russian roulette. Tonight, somebody dies!
Genre: Tragedy.
Future. PG-13.
Dark Ice - Russia, Prussia.
Tiny!Prussia invades tiny!Russia in winter. It goes how that kind of thing usually goes.
Genre: Drama/Tragedy.
1242. R for violence.
* Dear Romano / Dear Feliciano - Ensemble, featuring the Italys.
The Italys write an advice column for the crossed-in-love other nations.
Genre: Comedy/Fluff
Modern. PG.
Dieu t'Aidera - France, Joan of Arc.
Joan finds France drunk, in a ditch, covered in horse urine and waiting for death, and convinces him to stop doing those things.
Genre: Comedy/Romance.
1429. PG.
Don't Ever Change - America/Russia.
America can really be a crazy son of a bitch sometimes, yeah? Yeah, I've always thought that was kind of hot, too.
Genre: Action/Shipping.
2008. R for violence.
* The Fishwives' March - France, Marie Antoinette.
The exact moment France turned against the monarchy and joined the mob during the French Revolution.
Genre: Drama.
1789. PG-13.
* Five Six Seven Eight - Russia/America.
America is a fail spy and gets shot at a lot. Also, Russian pistols hold more bullets than you think.
Genre: Action/Romance.
1970s. PG-13.
* For Thou Art With Me [Part 1] - FrUK, Prussia/Hungary, and Russia/America; briefly, Germany and Poland.
The nations find themselves in Hell--or someplace like it. With no idea of how they got there or how their surreal and dangerous environment operates, they try to find a way to escape--for their friends, if not for themselves.
Genre: Surreal Mystery/Horror/Romance. It's a little complicated.
Modern. R for disturbing imagery.
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Warning: Includes multiple instances of character "death." On the other hand, this is the kind of fic where the same character might die multiple times, and still walk away at the end of it.
A Generous Arrangement - Russia/Austria. Implied Austria/Hungary.
Faced with war on three fronts and a successful democratic revolution in Hungary, Austria must appeal to Russia for aid in reclaiming his disobedient housemaid. Somehow it all leads to clothing bondage.
Genre: Drama/Smut.
1849. Hard R.
Guns and Nicotine - Russia/America.
Russia smokes. Smoking is hot. America agrees. Cue the UST.
Genre: If "UST" can be a genre, then that's what this is.
1983. R.
Here Lie We - England, America. Implied Russia/America.
England loans America a copy of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.
Genre: Drama, Lit Fic.
1984. PG-13.
His Garden - Ukraine, Russia, Belarus.
A sweet but poignant look at the relationships between Russia and his sisters.
Genre: Slice of Life, Family Sweetness (can't quite call it fluff).
Modern. PG.
* If You'd Kill For Them, They're Family - N. Italy; also featuring Russia, France, America, England, Romano, and Germany.
The Western Allies responsible for the partitioning and administration of post-war Germany learn that you don't fuck with an Italian's famiglia.
Genre: Mafia Action.
1953. R.
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Warning: Graphic violence. I mean it.
Invincible - France and Poland.
Poland arrives at the Hotel Lambert in the wake of the failed January Uprising. The two nations discuss what it means to be under foreign occupation, and France is Not Helpful.
Genre: Drama.
1864. PG-13.
It's Really A Threesome - France/America.
The Louisiana Purchase, I guess? And England cockblocks them without ever appearing in the story.
Genre: Drama/Porn.
1803. R.
The Key Of F - France/England. Implied (or at least, gleefully speculated-upon) Russia/America.
France and England tackle the question "Who fucks better: capitalists or communists?" while France tries to keep England from throwing up on his shoes.
Genre: Comedy/Slice Of Life.
1970s. PG-13.
Kill All Sons Of Bitches - America/England, Prussia/Hungary.
A Hetalia/Left 4 Dead crossover! (Okay, technically a Left 4 Dead 2 crossover.) For non-gamers: that means there's zombies.
Genre: Zombie apocalypse drama.
The all-too-near future. R.
L Is For Lasers - Ensemble, with Austria/Prussia/Hungary, Russia/America, and France/England.
It was supposed to be a fic about an alien invasion, but it turned into a fic about slutty nations and stupidity. I decided I was fine with that.
Genre: Comedy
Modern. PG-13.
* The Last Continent - Antarctica OC; also featuring England, Norway, Russia, America, and a smattering of others.
Check it out, you guys! It's Antarctica!
Genre: Comedy? Education? Cuteness? Is 'cute' a genre? I don't know, okay.
1908-2004. PG.
Liberté, Égalité, Naiveté - France/America.
It's the closing months of the American Revolution! France is tapping that daily, and nightly, and ever so rightly. Now if only he could stop America from shooting himself in the foot before he's even made a start at statehood.
Genre: Romance.
1782. R.
Like, Sweet Nothings - Poland, America.
Poland, like, totally just wanted to visit Liet, so what is this guy's problem? 6 AM is like, not even that early! Oh my God, America, you are so not a morning person!
Genre: Comedy.
1920s, I guess. It's so crack. PG.
* Little Lights - Russia/America.
The boys check into a good old-fashioned American love motel by mistake. America is horrified; Russia is bemused; and Marvin Gaye is there to light the way.
Genre: Comedy/Fluff.
1980s. PG-13.
Loyalty to the Crown - England/America
America as a rebellious teenager after the conclusion of the French & Indian Wars. In response, England…well…appearing on the left side of the pairing list.
Genre: Drama/Angst.
1763. R.
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Warning: this fic may qualify as dubcon, depending on where you personally draw that line.
Mornington Crescent - America, Canada, England, and Austria.
America tries to join in on a game of Mornington Crescent. Hilarious if you know what Mornington Crescent is, merely bewildering if you don't.
Genre: Comedy
Modern. PG.
* Moths & Candles - France/America.
America shacks up with France after WWI as part of the Lost Generation. Jazz clubs, spilled wine, existentialism, and sex on tables.
Genre: Romance.
1920s. R.
Movie Night - Russia/America.
America begs for an introduction to Russian cinema. He gets that, plus bonus couch snuggles.
Genre: Fluff/Romance.
Future, or crack modern. PG.
Order And Willing - America and Prussia.
Prussia whips America's candy ass into shape during the American Revolution.
Genre: Drama, with bayonets and shouting.
1778. R for violence.
Scar - America, England. Implied Russia/America.
From a future AU where Russia and America have entered into a political union. England is extremely displeased, and America hits too close to home when he takes a guess as to why.
Genre: Drama.
Future. PG-13.
Spank America Decent - France/England, Poland/Lithuania, and Russia/America.
In 2005, a nightclub in Moscow hosted an event entitled "Spank America Decent." It was exactly what it sounds like. Yeah, of course everybody went.
Genre: Comedy.
2005. PG-13.
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Written in collaboration with wizzard890 and djsoliloquy.
Still Cold - Russia/America
"Being a superpower sucks sometimes. Make coffee when you wake up? I still hate you, by the way."
Genre: Slice Of Life/Shipping
Modern. PG.
Switch - Russia/America, Ukraine, Lithuania, and England.
Russia and America spend a day in each other's bodies thanks to a misaimed spell from England.
Genre: ...Slice of someone else's life? It's not exactly a comedy, but bits of it are pretty funny I think. There is also romance!
1970s. PG-13.
The System - Russia/America, England and France.
America wisecracks, gets the stuffing beaten out of him, and it's all weirdly hot. Also, fencing?
Genre: Martial Arts? XD/Shipping
Modern. PG-13.
* Tell Me More, Tell Me More - America/Poland, America and Poland's hangups, Canada and Lithuania.
America and Poland go on a--date? ("It wasn't a date!") And it ends in...disaster, or something--neither of them are too sure. It definitely calls for a second opinion.
Genre: Comedy/Romance.
Modern. PG-13.
That's Just Sick - England/Hungary
Written in response to this sick, sad, wrong kink meme prompt: "Heterosexual sex in the missionary position."
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Whoahshit That's Meta.
Modern. PG-13.
The Tom Jones Comes Later - Russia/America
Russia finds America locked outside of his house during the Great Blizzard of 1888. Baby, it's cold outside.
Genre: Romance/Fluff.
1888. PG.
This Is Ours - Lithuania/Latvia
The pair curl up together and dream of the future on the morning of the Baltic Way demonstration.
Genre: Romance.
1989. PG.
The Waters And The Wild - England, Edwin of Northumbria, and some fairies.
England's boyhood conversion to Christianity was peaceful (on the whole), but that doesn't mean he's happy about it; and the fairies who have given him so much want to know what he's going to do for them.
Genre: Cute/Creepy.
624. PG.
* We Shall Not Flag Or Fail - France/England
The German blitzkrieg has devastated France. Knowing that his surrender is, at best, only weeks away, France joins England on a harrowing nine day mission to evacuate the British Expeditionary Force from French territory before they all become German prisoners of war.
Genre: War Drama.
1940. R.
* The White Rose - Germany, Sophie Scholl.
Sophie Scholl was a core member of the White Rose, an underground resistance movement which put out pamphlets entreating the German people to rise up against Hitler. Nearly all of them were eventually captured and killed. On the day of Sophie's execution, Germany takes the immense risk of going to meet her in person.
Genre: Drama/Tragedy.
1943. PG-13.
Who's Got Spirit - Poland, Canada.
Stuck inside at a rained-out, boring conference, Poland takes Canada to task for his low spirits and teaches him how to B-E aggressive.
Genre: Comedy/Fluff.
Modern. PG.
First of all: The Chosen End, a historical Russia/America collaboration with wizzard890. Has approximately one billion chapters, with no end in sight. You should read it, it's pretty good.
Now that that's out of the way! A star next to the title means it's recommended; I think it's one of the better things I've written for the fandom. =D I hope you all enjoy!
* All The Time In The World - France/England.
A cranky old married couple has a philosophical conversation about what the blurring boundaries between nations means for them as individuals.
Genre: Slice of Life/Romance.
Modern. PG-13.
America, You Idiot - England/America.
America starts out feeling all neglected, and then there's some angst, and for God's sakes, you two, just kiss already.
Genre: Romance.
Modern. PG-13.
Blessed Are The Peacemakers - Russia/America.
America tries to convert Russia back to Christianity and ends up getting fucked across a table (not included), but in between those two things they manage to have a pretty interesting conversation about what faith means for nations.
Genre: Drama/Shipping.
1970s. PG-13.
* Boston - England/America.
With ideological differences about to tear them apart, England and America sleep together for the first time.
Genre: Drama/Romance.
1774. R for sex.
* Brunnhilde: The Legend Begins - Germany, Prussia.
Why is Prussia such an irresponsible jerk? And just where did that chick come from, anyway?
Genre: Family Fluff/Comedy.
Modern. PG-13.
Burn It Down - England/America.
During the War of 1812, England, in a particularly bitchy mood, attacks DC and burns down the White House.
Genre: Drama.
1814. PG-13 for violence.
But Why Budweisers - America and Canada.
America and Canada are the bro-est of bros. But is their bro-hood their greatest strength...or their greatest weakness? Also, can you say "cool" so many times that it becomes meaningless?
Genre: Comedy/Slice of Life.
Modern. PG-13.
Church Etiquette - France and Russia.
Their first meeting, in 1051. Russia is bitty. France is outrageously inappropriate. It's possible the word 'fornicate' gets thrown around a bit more than is strictly necessary, especially with a five year old.
Genre: Comedy.
1051. PG (more or less).
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Written with wizzard890.
* Click Click Bang - Russia/America (kind of).
Russian roulette. Tonight, somebody dies!
Genre: Tragedy.
Future. PG-13.
Dark Ice - Russia, Prussia.
Tiny!Prussia invades tiny!Russia in winter. It goes how that kind of thing usually goes.
Genre: Drama/Tragedy.
1242. R for violence.
* Dear Romano / Dear Feliciano - Ensemble, featuring the Italys.
The Italys write an advice column for the crossed-in-love other nations.
Genre: Comedy/Fluff
Modern. PG.
Dieu t'Aidera - France, Joan of Arc.
Joan finds France drunk, in a ditch, covered in horse urine and waiting for death, and convinces him to stop doing those things.
Genre: Comedy/Romance.
1429. PG.
Don't Ever Change - America/Russia.
America can really be a crazy son of a bitch sometimes, yeah? Yeah, I've always thought that was kind of hot, too.
Genre: Action/Shipping.
2008. R for violence.
* The Fishwives' March - France, Marie Antoinette.
The exact moment France turned against the monarchy and joined the mob during the French Revolution.
Genre: Drama.
1789. PG-13.
* Five Six Seven Eight - Russia/America.
America is a fail spy and gets shot at a lot. Also, Russian pistols hold more bullets than you think.
Genre: Action/Romance.
1970s. PG-13.
* For Thou Art With Me [Part 1] - FrUK, Prussia/Hungary, and Russia/America; briefly, Germany and Poland.
The nations find themselves in Hell--or someplace like it. With no idea of how they got there or how their surreal and dangerous environment operates, they try to find a way to escape--for their friends, if not for themselves.
Genre: Surreal Mystery/Horror/Romance. It's a little complicated.
Modern. R for disturbing imagery.
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Warning: Includes multiple instances of character "death." On the other hand, this is the kind of fic where the same character might die multiple times, and still walk away at the end of it.
A Generous Arrangement - Russia/Austria. Implied Austria/Hungary.
Faced with war on three fronts and a successful democratic revolution in Hungary, Austria must appeal to Russia for aid in reclaiming his disobedient housemaid. Somehow it all leads to clothing bondage.
Genre: Drama/Smut.
1849. Hard R.
Guns and Nicotine - Russia/America.
Russia smokes. Smoking is hot. America agrees. Cue the UST.
Genre: If "UST" can be a genre, then that's what this is.
1983. R.
Here Lie We - England, America. Implied Russia/America.
England loans America a copy of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.
Genre: Drama, Lit Fic.
1984. PG-13.
His Garden - Ukraine, Russia, Belarus.
A sweet but poignant look at the relationships between Russia and his sisters.
Genre: Slice of Life, Family Sweetness (can't quite call it fluff).
Modern. PG.
* If You'd Kill For Them, They're Family - N. Italy; also featuring Russia, France, America, England, Romano, and Germany.
The Western Allies responsible for the partitioning and administration of post-war Germany learn that you don't fuck with an Italian's famiglia.
Genre: Mafia Action.
1953. R.
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Warning: Graphic violence. I mean it.
Invincible - France and Poland.
Poland arrives at the Hotel Lambert in the wake of the failed January Uprising. The two nations discuss what it means to be under foreign occupation, and France is Not Helpful.
Genre: Drama.
1864. PG-13.
It's Really A Threesome - France/America.
The Louisiana Purchase, I guess? And England cockblocks them without ever appearing in the story.
Genre: Drama/Porn.
1803. R.
The Key Of F - France/England. Implied (or at least, gleefully speculated-upon) Russia/America.
France and England tackle the question "Who fucks better: capitalists or communists?" while France tries to keep England from throwing up on his shoes.
Genre: Comedy/Slice Of Life.
1970s. PG-13.
Kill All Sons Of Bitches - America/England, Prussia/Hungary.
A Hetalia/Left 4 Dead crossover! (Okay, technically a Left 4 Dead 2 crossover.) For non-gamers: that means there's zombies.
Genre: Zombie apocalypse drama.
The all-too-near future. R.
L Is For Lasers - Ensemble, with Austria/Prussia/Hungary, Russia/America, and France/England.
It was supposed to be a fic about an alien invasion, but it turned into a fic about slutty nations and stupidity. I decided I was fine with that.
Genre: Comedy
Modern. PG-13.
* The Last Continent - Antarctica OC; also featuring England, Norway, Russia, America, and a smattering of others.
Check it out, you guys! It's Antarctica!
Genre: Comedy? Education? Cuteness? Is 'cute' a genre? I don't know, okay.
1908-2004. PG.
Liberté, Égalité, Naiveté - France/America.
It's the closing months of the American Revolution! France is tapping that daily, and nightly, and ever so rightly. Now if only he could stop America from shooting himself in the foot before he's even made a start at statehood.
Genre: Romance.
1782. R.
Like, Sweet Nothings - Poland, America.
Poland, like, totally just wanted to visit Liet, so what is this guy's problem? 6 AM is like, not even that early! Oh my God, America, you are so not a morning person!
Genre: Comedy.
1920s, I guess. It's so crack. PG.
* Little Lights - Russia/America.
The boys check into a good old-fashioned American love motel by mistake. America is horrified; Russia is bemused; and Marvin Gaye is there to light the way.
Genre: Comedy/Fluff.
1980s. PG-13.
Loyalty to the Crown - England/America
America as a rebellious teenager after the conclusion of the French & Indian Wars. In response, England…well…appearing on the left side of the pairing list.
Genre: Drama/Angst.
1763. R.
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Warning: this fic may qualify as dubcon, depending on where you personally draw that line.
Mornington Crescent - America, Canada, England, and Austria.
America tries to join in on a game of Mornington Crescent. Hilarious if you know what Mornington Crescent is, merely bewildering if you don't.
Genre: Comedy
Modern. PG.
* Moths & Candles - France/America.
America shacks up with France after WWI as part of the Lost Generation. Jazz clubs, spilled wine, existentialism, and sex on tables.
Genre: Romance.
1920s. R.
Movie Night - Russia/America.
America begs for an introduction to Russian cinema. He gets that, plus bonus couch snuggles.
Genre: Fluff/Romance.
Future, or crack modern. PG.
Order And Willing - America and Prussia.
Prussia whips America's candy ass into shape during the American Revolution.
Genre: Drama, with bayonets and shouting.
1778. R for violence.
Scar - America, England. Implied Russia/America.
From a future AU where Russia and America have entered into a political union. England is extremely displeased, and America hits too close to home when he takes a guess as to why.
Genre: Drama.
Future. PG-13.
Spank America Decent - France/England, Poland/Lithuania, and Russia/America.
In 2005, a nightclub in Moscow hosted an event entitled "Spank America Decent." It was exactly what it sounds like. Yeah, of course everybody went.
Genre: Comedy.
2005. PG-13.
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Written in collaboration with wizzard890 and djsoliloquy.
Still Cold - Russia/America
"Being a superpower sucks sometimes. Make coffee when you wake up? I still hate you, by the way."
Genre: Slice Of Life/Shipping
Modern. PG.
Switch - Russia/America, Ukraine, Lithuania, and England.
Russia and America spend a day in each other's bodies thanks to a misaimed spell from England.
Genre: ...Slice of someone else's life? It's not exactly a comedy, but bits of it are pretty funny I think. There is also romance!
1970s. PG-13.
The System - Russia/America, England and France.
America wisecracks, gets the stuffing beaten out of him, and it's all weirdly hot. Also, fencing?
Genre: Martial Arts? XD/Shipping
Modern. PG-13.
* Tell Me More, Tell Me More - America/Poland, America and Poland's hangups, Canada and Lithuania.
America and Poland go on a--date? ("It wasn't a date!") And it ends in...disaster, or something--neither of them are too sure. It definitely calls for a second opinion.
Genre: Comedy/Romance.
Modern. PG-13.
That's Just Sick - England/Hungary
Written in response to this sick, sad, wrong kink meme prompt: "Heterosexual sex in the missionary position."
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Whoahshit That's Meta.
Modern. PG-13.
The Tom Jones Comes Later - Russia/America
Russia finds America locked outside of his house during the Great Blizzard of 1888. Baby, it's cold outside.
Genre: Romance/Fluff.
1888. PG.
This Is Ours - Lithuania/Latvia
The pair curl up together and dream of the future on the morning of the Baltic Way demonstration.
Genre: Romance.
1989. PG.
The Waters And The Wild - England, Edwin of Northumbria, and some fairies.
England's boyhood conversion to Christianity was peaceful (on the whole), but that doesn't mean he's happy about it; and the fairies who have given him so much want to know what he's going to do for them.
Genre: Cute/Creepy.
624. PG.
* We Shall Not Flag Or Fail - France/England
The German blitzkrieg has devastated France. Knowing that his surrender is, at best, only weeks away, France joins England on a harrowing nine day mission to evacuate the British Expeditionary Force from French territory before they all become German prisoners of war.
Genre: War Drama.
1940. R.
* The White Rose - Germany, Sophie Scholl.
Sophie Scholl was a core member of the White Rose, an underground resistance movement which put out pamphlets entreating the German people to rise up against Hitler. Nearly all of them were eventually captured and killed. On the day of Sophie's execution, Germany takes the immense risk of going to meet her in person.
Genre: Drama/Tragedy.
1943. PG-13.
Who's Got Spirit - Poland, Canada.
Stuck inside at a rained-out, boring conference, Poland takes Canada to task for his low spirits and teaches him how to B-E aggressive.
Genre: Comedy/Fluff.
Modern. PG.