Introducing Q's Dating Service

[q_uery]

Bored? Feeling a little under the romantic weather? Need to exchange body fluids for recreational purposes?

Then might I suggest, 'Q's Fabulous Relationship Arousal Counselling Service'! That's 'QFRACS', for short! With such a wealth of sexual variety, you can't possibly go wrong

Comments

[still_ineffable]

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What is wrong with you?

[q_uery]

What? Can't stand to see someone else spreading the love, for a change?

[still_ineffable]

Let me make it absolutely clear that the sort of love which is my kind's stock in trade has nothing whatsoever to do with...bodily fluids.

[q_uery]

That must be why you fail so often.

sorry Q, none of my characters like you :c

[gotgreenmagic]

Eww.

[q_uery]

We'll prioritise you for our databases, then?

[gotgreenmagic]

Stay away from me, pervert.

[q_uery]

Oh, it wouldn't be me you'd have to worry about...

[impure_tale]

How charming.

[q_uery]

I like to think so.

Tony says nothing, but he read this and is amused

[tadwizard]

[shell_dockley1]

A dating service on a ship. I love it.
Now where the fuck do I sign up?

[q_uery]

Already done!

You don't mind non-primate species, do you...?

[shell_dockley1]

Frankly I don't give a shit. Fun's fun right?

[q_uery]

Just the kind of initiative I like!