Y'know, guy at the Progeny meeting whose name I don't know, and now don't particularly care to...

( letter rant. )

HELP ME

REL IS MAKING ME WATCH SOMETHING WITH DAVID HASSLEHOFF IN IT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

snowfairytifa (4:56:57 PM): So we totally have our girls handcuffed together

SOMEONE SEND HELP TO REL'S HOUSE
THINK OF THE GIRLS
oh god she told me she was baking dessert GUYS HURRY SHE'S GOING TO EAT THE GIRLS

huh.

zachary quinto being kind of gay in a dayspa ad. who'da thunk.

( image is long like longcat )

/looks at left hand
/looks at right hand
/rolls eyes back into head to look at brain
/looks at two liter of cola

all right chums, let's do this.

4/4
4/8
8/12
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0/3
0/5
0/8

have i mentioned how much I love being female? because i love it. i really do.

on a less sarcastic note, i enjoy our open 24 hours a day walmart. walmart. fuck yeah.

hm.

paranormal romance.

zombie as a romantic lead. (or so he'd like)

boner jokes.

writer's conference.

hmm.

this is that copypasta meme.

( You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think )

i need to rebuy my icon space. i miss my other elevenity billion icons.

anyway, i'm bored.

Reply to this post and I'll write a 1 sentence drabble of a pairing/person and prompt of your choice.

Originals, AUs, and othersuch apply, just let me know what you're looking for.

ode to bagel with cream cheese

o bagel
where have you been
you are delicious
but absent from my
breakfast table
no more
o bagel
i remember your
deliciousness
come to me again
tonight
my wheat and cheese
angel

vertigo is at 8 tonight. i'm going to nap now.