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why is it that whenever a woman criticizes another woman, it's because the criticizer isn't as pretty/secure in her image/successful/popular as the criticized, but when a man does it, it's just his opinion ( Read more... )

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my school is adorable <3

they had the cafeteria covered in chalk outlines and fake body parts and splotches of blood, and the staff were all dressed up in costumes, and they had a michael myers wandering around.

somebody played werewolves of london

brb, halloween music listen get time go go go <3

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if anybody can tell me what the fuck Sting was smoking when he wrote "Desert Rose", I swear I'll give you a fucking cookie

so i figured I'd bounce in to let ya;ll know I was alive, but I had nothing interesting to say.

so here's a picture katie sent me of gordon ramsey with a lamb.


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