Dead Baby Jokes

[qnnthrlnds]

What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.

What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.

What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.

What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.

What sits in the kitchen

Comments

[oboe_goddess]

Thats terrible.

But its even worse that it made me laugh.

Thank you for brightening my day.
Being sick is no fun and dead baby jokes make it a bit better.

[qnnthrlnds]

Anytime, lovely. And I hope you feel better soon.

[oboe_goddess]

Thank you.

I am.

I think I felt my worst Tuesday night/Wednesday morning and I've been feeling better and better.

I'll be back tomorrow.