My cousin Juicy sent these questions to me, and I had nothing better to do while waiting for my french fries, so I thought I'd enlighten you all.

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone's eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone's eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

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So Stephen Trepah added me on myspace. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I seriously just did something that girls aren't supposed to be able to do.

Dan Wrobbel cracks me up. So, of course, us being ride  home buddies, today was like every other. "How you gettin' home?" "I don't know, how you gettin' home?" Typical. But today, at S&Q, we tried my brother and ( Read more... )

I would just like to say that it will be great fun sitting within punching of distance of Jon Krause in ID. I can almost taste his blood on my knuckles.

I would also like to bring to everyone's APUSH attention the fact that Mrs. Benavides can't seem to figure it out that some things she puts as IDs are simply nowhere to be found in the chapter. Like ( Read more... )

Well, you'll all be glad to know that I've decided to stay a bitch. The people I really care about know I'm a bitch and they still like me anyway ( Read more... )

It's very true that livejournal is dying, as I've been secretly saying for months now. So I figure that I'll join the crowd and post a nice long entry just to give you people something to do ( Read more... )

What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.

What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.

What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.

What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.

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Has anybody burped in such a way that it kind of burns one's eyes and makes one cry? Yeah, because I totally had one of those a couple minutes ago. Not pleasant, and yet I felt a little bit alive ( Read more... )

Dan Wrobbel is my getting-home-buddy. He's so very good at it too. "Laura Kuznia, how are you getting home?!" "I don't know! How are YOU getting home?!" And then we find a solution to our problem. Very intense and dangerous. We almost shit our pants a couple of times.

Either way...still over 100% on all my APUSH tests, except the first, in which I ( Read more... )