I'm god's PR agent...

[qta]

The big thing that gets me these days is everyone speaking for god like they know the mother fucker. The mass consensus seems to be hey I read the bible I'm an expert on what god wants or better yet, I read the bible and it is the ultimate book of super facts! Everything in it totally true, straight from gods mouth (<--- another ridiculous notion

Comments

[potatosandwater]

"I feel that if we still know so little about the universe and its inner workings how can we claim to know the inner workings of god."
That's some excellent perspective right there.

I'll call you tonight after I'm done doing my math homework exploring the laws of god.

I know you'll be up, because I will be up, and you are always up when I am up.

[squeakykitty]

I know you'll be up, because I will be up, and you are always up when I am up

That's 'cause you guys are gay lovers.

yeah we are

[potatosandwater]

and you're not invited.

Re: yeah we are

[fitterthanfat]

Psh, whatever. I already have a gay lover. I DON'T NEED YOU!

[slavescreams]

did jehova witness or mormons show up at your door recently? is that what brough this out of you? lol ;p