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quagmire1813

Life

Jul 12, 2005 19:56

I haven't updated in awhile, so I thought, "what the hell." Not much is new. Work is pretty much the same as always. I just finished a huge product that took like three days. I was down in a warehouse going through nine pallets of boxes pulling out medical claims for someone drug addict lady. I think she was trying to sue someone. Needless to say, ( Read more... )

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irya July 13 2005, 04:17:30 UTC

Dude you have all the snazziness you need... just ask her out. Give her a complement and ask her out. She'll either say yes or no but whatever happens keep a cool head you douche!

LOL

morakai July 13 2005, 05:04:42 UTC

Drono, all you gotta do is pull out your dong...... When she sees it, she'll be like, okay, let's go.

LoL

Nah just kidding. Ask her if she wanna go kick it or something. Like go to the movies, but if you think she's the shy type, ask her about going to the movies with some friends.

Otherwise, you could always ask her to go play pool or something. But yeah, don't just go straight into it, work it first.

Yeah, BASH!!!!

Lol

quagmire1813 July 13 2005, 19:21:40 UTC

Ah your advice is priceless but I think the whole thing about me whippin' out my dong would get me fired. She doesn't seem like the shy type, it's just that I don't know what to say and the moment never really presents itself. I'm about to have the other girls at work do a little recon for me. You know, find out what she likes to do and if she is attracted to me. When they first found out I liked her, they were practically begging me to let them play matchmaker.
I think that's going to be the gameplan.

morakai July 14 2005, 00:16:19 UTC

Aaah shit, Drono's going for it.

I still think you should use the dong whip out plan though...... Even if it does get you fired, look at the bright side, you'll be getting TANG!!!

Lol

Yeah, but just have the chicks play a little splinter cell. And then, you can be Sam Fisher, and break into her secret......nevermind. The point is, get on that shit!!!!

quagmire1813 July 15 2005, 00:25:56 UTC

SUCCESS!!! VICTORY IS MINE!!! I asked her today and she said yes. Now all be it that I didn't exactly ask her out on a date but I asked her if she would like to go out sometime and she said YES!!!!!!!! BOO FUCKING YA BITCHES!!!! And I didn't even have the other girls help me out. This mission was solo. I'm talking Rambo style biatches. It's amazing how a girl saying that she wants to go on a date can totally turn your day around. I'm like sittin' on cloud nine right now. Anyways, I got shit to do, so I'm out.

irya July 15 2005, 00:37:34 UTC

Like I said just ask her out... Guys can only wonder that being up front and straight forward now days is a lot better. Good for you Drooooono! Well anyway, if she's in need of a crowd we all could hang together at the movies or something.

But tis up to you take her out on your own first of course.