What's fantastic is reading over this journal, because I realize how awful I was when I wrote in it. It's just weird. I mean, I guess we were ALL like that, at some point or another. It's like... Your boobs growing. At one point, you had no boobs. At one point, I was a creeper. Or I really just tried too hard. And I guess no matter who you are, ( Read more... )

Well mis amigos, it is time for me to say goodbye. I'm off to art camp for three weeks, then chicago until my birthday. I'll see ya'll in da aug! (Except for mary, I think.)

PS: Kelly please just pick up the phone. Or call me back. You know... In augest.

All right so I am now going to post a survey I filled out in 8th grade, right before the summer. I was 13, this was three years ago. I am not being sarcastic with any of these answers. I *was* a Hot Topic-goth wannabe back then. I... Good lord. Just read it ( Read more... )

Who likes short shorts? WE like short shorts! Short shorts! short shorts! SHORT SHORTS SSHHOORRTT SSHHOORRTTS!!!!

"Now Sportacus is telling The Wiggles that he always calls fruit 'Sports Candy.'"

This has officially made my day for life.

Thank you Sasha.

Thank you Amanda.

Dude, today I watched this documentary/show thing/whatever that was like... fucking amazing. It was these punks, right?(the show literally labeled them "The Punks" and "The Jocks") in this small town and The Jocks in the town were like "grr we hate your differences" and so one night at ihop(which is apparently where all The Punks hang out) like, 10 ( Read more... )

Hahahahahahahaha.

Life is so fucked up. I should be crying. But I'm not. I feel like laughing, or dancing.

Today I had whiskey and red bull mixed, and it was very good.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Life is so colorful.

Today I watched a naked man, coated in liver and paiper mache, crawl around under an escalator and growl.

Ahh America.

MERRY YEAR END!!!! That is my new winter holiday. The ONLY winter holiday. Year End Day. It will be from midnight before "New Years Eve"(no longer a holiday), to midnight on "New Years Eve", on account of that being the very last day of the year, and so it is YEAR END DAY!!! And on YED, the national foods are pasteries and steak, the drinks ( Read more... )