Comments | quazar: MY parents....?

quazar

MY parents....?

Jul 21, 2003 14:47

well, i guess my mom got fed up with my dad, and now my childhood fantasy is coming true...at exactly the wrong time. my mother wishes to get an apartment with me in town. with me. me. hello mom! i moved out last year! remember, when i was 15? i can't say no either. she needs my income to survive. she hasn't worked a real job in three years...she's ( Read more... )

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sgtcheddah July 22 2003, 07:20:24 UTC

KILL HER!

ha! quazar July 22 2003, 18:04:47 UTC

with a shovel! or a spoon...

Re: ha! sgtcheddah July 22 2003, 19:25:53 UTC

With your bare hands.

Re: ha! quazar July 22 2003, 22:33:17 UTC

sweet!

Well, you can... anonymous July 23 2003, 01:03:13 UTC

Charge her rent? Or maybe buy a really heavy door, with a lot of locks?

I dunno.... Sounds like the suxors, maybe it will become a lifetime special though, mother, daughter living together, learning about each other, and finding out who they really are. . . Or an HBO special... Mother, daughter... Constant fighting and threats, untill finally one of you kill each other and hide the body. Or maybe a special late night cinemax special... Mother, Daughter, learning about each others true feelings about incest and sex.

Ok ok, don't kill me over the last one... Can't all be gold, some have to be slimy and rusted :P

Anyways, good luck.

-JB

Re: Well, you can... quazar July 23 2003, 19:32:30 UTC

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! holy god josh you are one sick bastard! *sob with pain at the very thought of it*

What? anonymous July 23 2003, 21:11:50 UTC

I'm confused... Which one is the sick scenario? >=D

-JB

Re: What? quazar July 24 2003, 09:23:50 UTC

jackass.

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