I took a nap yesterday and had a dream i was watching a movie where this little evil gremlin/devil/troll thing was pursuing these tiny children/angels who looked like Suri Cruise (goddamn she's cute!) b/c he could smell goodness or some such thing. This then turned into me dreaming the gremlin was in my room (he kinda looked like the leprechaun ( Read more... )

Holla holla holla ( Read more... )

We threw a highly successful toga party last night and now I feel all warm and fuzzy. Aaron, James and I fuckin so pulled it off. Keg, handles, someone puked, upwards of 100 people there at one point and there is a shoe stuck in the bush in front of our house. Crazy! I wore a Barney toga and some random angel wings I found on a shelf next to my ( Read more... )

My nickname has fallen to new lows: Adam called me Juicy Gay and I responded. In other news I have backed myself into a corner with a daring-- and potentially great-- purchase that requires a whole lotta sewing. I can't let it win tho, its too embarassing to own unless I fix it. Foley continues to exist in my sphere, despite assurances from Bourne ( Read more... )

Well, I'm home. I guess "summer" has started. Can I please leave? God I want to move into my sublet (no, I don't know which one yet. I have unreliable flaky friends with no FUCKING PARKING). My options are ( Read more... )

Ah wisdom teeth removal. General anesthesia scares me, it is my policy to run away from anyone who makes me that fucked up but this was a doctor. Weird, like, getting the double vision "i'm gonna pass out and get raped" party feeling only i'm supposed to feel that way cause i'm in a chair and then they cut my teeth out ( Read more... )

I spit hot fire!

Nothing tastes as good as being thin.

I want a sweat suit.

That is all.

So I saw my dad naked. That was... traumatizing, if brief ( Read more... )

Its almost as if the last two weeks didn't happen. Wouldn't that be nice?

Sadly I don't have my digital camera... But I walked into my room and it basically summed up my life ( Read more... )