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GAAAH! Livejournal hates me! What was an amusing conversation that should have been copied, pasted and posted and then forgotten turned into something of a saga with formatting coming out all wrong and now the story just isn't funny anymore and I'm sick of trying to make it look right.
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Must. Blog. Conversation. (with enhancements)
Queen Gen says: The kitties are warring!
jenzilla says: Do you place bets on them?
(Gen consults Brad to see how he feels on the betting issue)
Queen Gen says: Haha never thought to do so - surely it would be unethical?
Queen Gen says: Brad says he usually goes for Dex
(Gen secretly thinks Brad is guilty of favouritism)
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Remember Boris, the smoke alarm that keeps taking the piss ( Read more... ) -
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Totally innocent quotes of today:
Brad: "I like it when it's still sqis - You like them hard?"
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Gen: "Does your thing smell like apple?" -
Thank God for Brads with paper towels...
So there’s one thought you almost always have when you bring a glass of red wine into the living room and curl up on the couch with it: “I’m not going to spill this on the carpet.”
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I kept being woken up last night ( Read more... ) -
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I like sleep too. I say “too” because I recently noticed that Jen likes sleep. Which got me thinking, me too. Sleep is good. And lazy days when you don’t sleep but you stay in bed and read books or watch movies or whatever. A lazy sleepy dozy day. I don’t get enough of those. I used to, back when I was a lazy teenager in the summer school holidays ( Read more... ) -
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Happy birthday! -
Gen's word of the day
typo / (say 'tuypoh)
noun (plural typos)
Colloquial a typographical or keying error
I know, I know, every one of us has made typing mistakes and we all know the meaning of this word and you’re all wondering why the hell is something this obvious Gen’s Word of the Day. In short, because I have a story.
My darling Brad recently crashed my beautiful Mazda ( Read more... )