Hello everyone out there! My has it been long since I've been in connection with the world. As for a lame excuse to my absence, it would be that my computer decided to die... more or less after I punched it. I've been staying sober (no I was not forced into AA by loved ones) more often, a shock to you, me and my liver. But mainly I have been ( Read more... )

After reading too many books lately all I want to do is write one myself. If I ever write more than one drunken frenzied evening permits me, than I want this to be my beginning ( Read more... )

I looked like a hoodlum today. Everyone asked if I was cold, one person asked if I was the Unabomber all because I wore a hooded sweatshirt inside with the hood over my head. Lies, I told them lies. Freezing, an icicle, I was once an Eskimo. You think they’d suspect something when I’ve pushed my sleeves up as far as possible and had taken my ( Read more... )

Apparantly I qualify for FSU financial aid deferment for textbooks! I guess that makes sense. Offering a devoted student money to help her out in hard times. Just like FSU to do this because duh they wont have to give me any money. Nice glitch in the system. Maybe next they'll give me a free semesters worth of a food plan to use on a card that ( Read more... )

In true fashion of myself, I forgot that today I graduated. Only remembering somewhere in between the smoke shop and ABC liquor store. Well if you must know, I'm kind of planning on going back to school for a public policy degree. That's about as interesting to you all as watching a bean sprout grow. But I think you suck, so it's all even ( Read more... )

Not much new except that Wednesday was an amazing night. It was kind of like this: Megan, Me, Brothers, WooWoos, Whiskey, Fake 21 birthday, Public Ass Spankings, Miller Light From Not My Type, Dancing, Drag Kings, Falling, 3 Shots From Girl I Had A Class With/Go-Go Dancer, Amazing. One of the top evenings I've had in this town, it was fantastic ( Read more... )

This made me smile ( Read more... )

While at work, where I spend more time catching up on literature than I do working, today I received a package in a manila envelope. I excitedly tore into it, as opening it and carefully observing its contents would, in the very least, subtract five minutes from ‘work time’. Now what was inside was not weird (my health insurance card) although ( Read more... )

There are words you hear that go through your brain differently then they should and turn out as some bastardized version of what the person really meant. A ‘mind changer’ is what I call a word that has been misprocessed in your system and completely altered in the original array of things (refer to Orwell’s 1984 for case-in-point). How does the ( Read more... )

Today was the first day where my job did not suck. You're all thinking, 'Finally, she'll shut up about her job!' Well if you could have seen me there diligently... reading a book for pleasure, you'd understand from where the enjoyment actually stemmed. Since I've taken to a desk job like a duck to merchant banking, I've become much more creative ( Read more... )