So it's one in the morning and I am sitting on the couch stumbling through the internet looking at a bunch of weird stuff. The baby is kicking in my stomach probably wanting me to go to sleep or take the warm laptop off my lap. Who knows which. There are a few reasons why I am up now instead of in my tempurpedic bed. The first of is my husband ( Read more... )

Mary was on her way to her grandmother’s house, over the river and through the woods, when she encountered a wolf. The wolf was six feet four with slate gray colored fur. His claws were two inches long and sharp enough to slice through bark. Mary was late in her meeting with her grandmother, which was scheduled for the tenth of June. Due to her ( Read more... )

pailen
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

George Bush
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated ( Read more... )

The bills pile up and right now I have them in a headlock.  It feels nice to have money to pay bills and have some left over so I am not starving.  I have a huge house with a little payment and all three credit cards are paid off.  There is a $8900 check coming from the government that will be a great help.  $8000 to car payment and $900 to fun ( Read more... )

     Ever have a day of doing nothing, but doing everything.  Today I defeated a HUGE robot, fought against sword-weilding phantoms, and saved a damsel in distress all before lunch.  Then I did some quality hand to hand combat training without even breaking a sweat.  I tell you what it was so much fun I plan on doing it all again tomorrow...
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This question was put out by a news guy and it got me thinking.  Well, did I have a nice day?  I got up ate a bagle with cream cheese and a glass of tea.  Then I spent three and a half hours painting a sign for my mom outside.  It was really relaxing except I was very stupid and forgot to put on sunscreen on and burnt the heck out of the back of my ( Read more... )

By someone getting motion sick in a $4,000 massage chari and throwing up all around it.  Add to that that becasue it happened in my store the mall is not responsible to clean it up...I am.  Well, i made my associate clean it up so i owe her lunch.   

I figured out how to make and post videos on youtube.  Maw ha ha I am on youtube baby check me out I am under stuser4.

It is a beautiful Sunday and i am home from work.  It is so nice to not work for once on a Sunday.  I helped my mom in the yard spreading happy soil around our poor tree.  The maple has been ravaged by four hurricans and it looks like a glorified bush.  There are so many roots showing that we decided to cover them with top soil; however, we had to ( Read more... )

You can see the floor in my room and my laundry is put up.  I think I will give my mom heart failure.  He he.  Bored again today and very lonely.  No one is in the house except for the cats and dog, oh and the fish.  Oh well