As most of you know- I am single.

For those of you who did NOT know... Well, now you do.

The end.

P.S. Now living with my mom, back in Pembroke Pines.

So, you all know how I was complaining about having nothing to complain about ( Read more... )

Perceived Exertion Scale

When exercising, you should monitor your intensity to make sure you're not working too hard. One way to do this is by using a Perceived Exertion Scale. For most workouts, you should stay somewhere between Level 5 and Level 6.  For high intensity interval workouts, your recovery should be around Level 4 or 5, and your ( Read more... )

So, nothing really going on in my life right now... and by nothing, I mean NOTHING. I lead a boring life, which is why LJ is kinda pointless. Not that I'm going to stop using LJ because occasionally interesting things DO happen... I think. Does going to sleep one night, perfectly fine, and then waking up the next morning with a bruise the size of a ( Read more... )

I can’t find my socks; the day is canceled! Fuck this, Nikki! We’re not going out.

So, I was in the kitchen doing dishes and cleaning the counters, when I saw red stains on the floor. Me, assuming it was daqueri mix, went about doing the dishes. When I was finished, I looked down and saw MORE red stains. Concerned now, because I thought Harley hurt his paw while he was outside, ran to my room to check his feet. He was fine. But, ( Read more... )

Nikki: Jackass! *Smacks Phil in the tit*

Phil: OMG YOU SUNK MY NIPPLE-SHIP!

-Later on-

Phil: *patting Skyes' belly* Skye has eight nipples, it's a nipple fleet! *Said in all seriousness*

Alli is a new over-the-counter weight-loss pill which, predictably enough, has proven to be a massive best-seller from the moment it became available. The drug, manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline, reportedly works by blocking the absorption of excess fats by the body. And folks are waddling, not walking, to ( Read more... )

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