*gets back from mum's funeral and curls up on a couch*

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o.o!!!!!!!

*hides again*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAPPY BETROTHAL DAY

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAH

heeeee!

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Alcohol, my permanent accessory ( Read more... )

That!!!

!!!!!!!

's truth.

:D

Everyone keeps forgetting me. No presents from either of my dads or brothers! MenAlthough I did get a nice prezzy from Celegorm. Ehehehe :] I sent him a carton of cigarettes ( Read more... )

It started with this; She kidnapped the 'Dred, holding him for a ransom of... hot Lesbians. I needed something to do, so I er, walked down the block to her place. A cousin of the kidnapee showed up too.

We had a great time. ;)

I have a paid account now. ;) ;) ;)Still haven't decided what male body Issy should use to knock me up. Hmmm. Maybe ( Read more... )

O MIGHTY VALAR, especially those who are primarily concerned with like, sex and babies and related things, um, HELP!

This, and etc. Which is to say, me and Issy want to have a baby so we can name it Lapis Lazuli, but we are both of the same gender. SEND US YOUR MIGHTY VALAR-LY AID!!

I've taken up a job as editor of the Isildur's Secret catalog. I also do a lot of the photography. This, my friends, is the best job ever. Read on, for a sneak preview of the next one ( Read more... )