(Richard and I are meeting friends for a concert, and are first to arrive. We're catching up while we wait, and I realize he doesn't know about my nephew.)
Kim: Oh, hey, have you heard the big news?
Richard: ...You're pregnant?
Kim: (boggles a bit) ...Honey, if I'm pregnant you need to call the Pope.
(He was making a serious guess. I have
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