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[queenkatieett]

The Boyfriend dropped me off at our friend Meredith's apartment this afternoon after a morning of cleaning and packing and sweating and stuffing an entire apartment's worth of accumulation into a rented gold minivan. He just wanted me to get rid of my plants, but I explained that growing things is like being in a relationship: you put in a little

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[saraide]

Wow. After the bit about the plants, I was not expecting the "we broke up." Do you need cookies? I think cookies are good for post-break-up.

However, as soon as I read that, I did break up with my girlfriend.

[queenkatieett]

I stared lasciviously at the Oreo Häagen-Dazs in the grocery store for a while last night but decided that I can get through this without sweetened fat. But thank you for the suggestion.

But wait a minute-I thought I was your girlfriend. And getting dumped two days in a row might hurt my self-esteem a little.

[saraide]

Oh no. I should have said "my wife, Traci Weaver." I dumped her for you. :)

[queenkatieett]

Man, if I had talked to Traci even once at the museum, I'd rub that in her face so hardcore. As it is, I'll make this our secret.

[tdobs]

So wait... Todd broke up with you? Why? Is it because of the long distance thing?

And is it weird that I still read your livejournal even though we haven't spoken in probably over a year?

[queenkatieett]

Oh, come on; you totally IMed me not too long ago. I mean, it was just to ask me our old boss' name, but still. That counts as speaking. And anyway, the fact that we haven't seen each other in so long makes it cooler than you still read my journal. I just wish you'd write in yours so I could know if you and Chuck have twelve kids yet.

Todd's basic argument is that we already tried the long-distance thing when he moved out here a year before I did, and it sort of sucked. He said he doesn't want to hold me back and doesn't want to be held back. Which I think means he doesn't love me. But I'm sure I'll write an entire entry about that soon.

[venus2034]

Its okay I do too...

[indiefilmlove]

I'm glad you survived him leaving and I'm glad you're staying in New York. I'm sure we can fedex you some boneless chicken wings.

[queenkatieett]

You don't know how much Tracey and I have talked about that. Sometimes, when I'm really craving Graeter's ice cream, we discuss how long it could stay frozen in the mail with a little dry ice around it.

[saraide]

You know, Graeter's does ship their ice cream. It's pretty expensive, but if you have $70 extra bucks, they'll ship you 6 pints.

Damn. Should not have gone to the Graeter's web page. There was a huge picture of a scoop of black raspberry chip, and this dumb state has never even heard of black raspberry ice cream.

[queenkatieett]

I spent $50 having 24 Cheryl's cookies shipped out here for Valentine's Day, and Graeter's is worth twice that much. So what I'm saying is-you've just changed my life.

[caropal]

Todd sort of broke up with me last night, but he told me not to create my OkCupid profile or make out with any of my back-ups or anything until we have a chance to talk about it.

Um... Okay?

By the way, long distance does indeed suck ass. Granted, my experience involved eight different time zones, but it'd still be about the same thing. I know you've gone through this before with him, and you survived, but would it be the best thing for you two to stay together? Would it be the best thing for him? Would it be the best thing for you?

By the way, we do very similar things when we're on our own, except my version involves more Bravo and Vh1 reality TV shows. Clearly, we should hang out.

[queenkatieett]

No, it wouldn't be the best thing for us to stay together. But relationships are a lot like growing plants, I've heard; once you put in a little work, it seems foolish not to fight for it. But just surviving seems pretty crappy.

By the way, I just watched three hours of "Project Runway", so don't fall out of love with me just yet.

[welfy]

This break-up will probably be for the best.

And now that you're almost single, I will break up with my girlfriend for you.

[queenkatieett]

Ha! I knew Soop had a tiny penis, but I didn't know it was nonexistent.

[welfy]

Hahahahaha!

No, it's there.

[xianxuremixed]

I am now permanently scarred.

But obviously I have seen the penis in question, since we spent an entire summer afternoon consisting of forty five minutes of hardcore threeway sex and margaritas.

I'm glad you're staying in New York. Eventually I will tell you why.