frickin fic master post FML
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyeah. Whatever, I've been avoiding this. *facepalm* But lj seems pretty dead lately so...why not?
SPNFICS:
Nothing I Couldn't Handle (pg13, gen preslash? *headdesk* spoilers Yellow Fever) Dean decides he's not gonna tell Sammy nuthin.
Coming Clean 'verse
~ Coming Clean (NC17, Sam/Dean, spoilers 4x09) Alright, so maybe Dean had been slightly distracted by Sam’s point of view on the whole demon-killing thing, but he honestly hadn’t expected Sam to start describing That Time They Had Sex.
~ So I Slept with an Angel of the Lord (NC17, Sam/Dean, spoilers 4x09 & 4x10) Angel sex was about as far from gay incestuous brother love as anyone could possibly get, so if Sam was looking for an excuse to run, Dean had just offered him one on a giant shiny silver platter.
~ Not Too High to Fall (pg13, Sam/Dean, spoilers 4x11) Dean's biggest secret about hell is out. So what does Sam do after the credits roll?
~ Half the Time the World is Ending (NC17, Sam/Dean, spoilers Sex and Violence) Sam was bigger, stronger, and Dean needed every trick in the trade to keep him so off guard that when he finally figured out what was going on it’d be too late.
~ Sam's POV on the sex scene
Smart!Dean 'verse
~ Smart Went Crazy, Truth Went Trendy (NC17, Sam/Dean)
~ drunk fish backstory
~ extra curse drabble
~ Dean's POV on the whole 7 wonders of the world thang.
A Very Supernatural Sing Along (various ratings by chapter, overall NC17, Sam/Dean)
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven
soundtracks: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven
~Mini Mix
~ Dean's POV on dancing with NotSam
A Curse is Just a Curse (NC17, Sam/Dean) Every trope in the book. SHUT UP SAM, YOU'RE A FUCKING CAR, YOU DON'T GET A SAY.
The Skies are Indecent(ly clear) (NC17, Sam/Dean) Mile high club. Season one. I have no excuse.
Once Upon a Time... (Pg13ish?, Sam/Dean) spoilers for Head of a Pin
And Here We Go Again (We Know the Start, We Know the End) (NC17ish, Sam/Dean) So, the first time Sam reads fanfiction is a bit of a doozy. Thanks, Chuck.
I Don't Blame You For Being You (But You Can't Blame Me For Hating It) (NC17, Sam/Dean) Brain said fight, body said fuck. (Brain said fuck too, but meant something different.)
The Heart of Life (PG13, Sam/Dean) What kind of Vonnegut? coda to 5x14
Apocamix (...R?, Sam/Dean or Sam & Dean, whichever floats your boat) Every gas station and coffee saturated diner he passed Dean had to white-knuckle the steering wheel to fight the tug of the Impala leading them to a place where Sam could find them.
I Already Know (On With The Show) (NC17, Sam/Dean, brief Sam/OMC) There are two certainties in the life of Sam Winchester: The sky is blue, and Sam loves his brother. Coda 5x22
Erase the Dream (Rewrite the Scene) (PG13) a Dean POV companion piece to I Already Know (On With The Show) Dean's last request? Take care of the car.
Due Supernatural (NC17, Sam/Dean AU non-related) Constable Samuel Winchester of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police has come to Chicago on the trail of the killers of his father and, for reasons about to be explored at this juncture, he has found himself attached to one rough-around-the-edges Chicago flatfoot by the name of Detective Dean Harvelle, who is not as dissimilar as one would suppose. Even factoring in the quite literal demons haunting Sam's past. Written for spn_j2_bigbang '10
Since Feeling is First (NC17) That he wants to think this is Dean yanking a leash should make his blood run cold, not aching hot. It should make him sick, angry, it should get his fucking hackles up and make him fight.
Podfic by fromcainwthlove
Spn Crossovers
Freaky Doubles 'verse
~ If You Only Knew (NC17, Sam/Dean, past Sam/Alec. Dark Angel crossover) Honestly, you don't need to be familiar with Dark Angel to enjoy this fic. Simply imagine What Fun occurs when Sam's ex-boyfriend (Yes, Boyfriend) turns out to look like a dead-ringer for Dean.
~ Takes One to Know One (NC17, Sam/Alec/Dean, Alec/DeanForester) When Sam shows up at Jam Pony looking just a little bit shorter, little bit younger, and acting like he's never seen Alec in his life because he grew up in the dinky nothing-town of Star's Hollow? Things get interesting. Fast.
~ Best. Visual. Aid. Alec/DeanF drabble
Yes, But I Had the Plague Spn/NCIS, gen-ish
Your Turn Sam/Dean, Spn/Bones
J2
Killing Our Love Fern (pg13) Happy Valentine's Day! Have a creepy sock doll.
I Am the "Who" When You Call "Who's There?" (NC17) Written for j2_everafter, it's a J2 retelling of Nightmare Before Christmas, featuring RagDoll!Jensen and PumpkinKing!Jared! ....do i need to tell you it's crack? Also, uh, disembodiedhand!porn and a completely skewed version of Christmas. *hidesface*
~ Bloopers
~ Mini Mix
We Can't All Be Superhero Hookers Nobody loves him, except they totally do.
And That's Why You're Not Allowed on Youtube The boys watch Jared in the failed Young MacGuyver Gueyver Giyver GRUBER pilot. Good times.
What-less Chaps? J2 + Firefly + Mal + Jayne
Jaycamo, Jaycamo J2/Court Jester FUSION. \O/
The Epic Adventures of the Flying Lobster (NC17ish) Something Jensen let slip is eating at Jared, but honestly? What else is new? ~ Mini Mix~
Ignore the Bird, Follow the River (NC17ish) J2/Willow fusion, for special special hell.
I See Your Reality and Raise You One (NC17ish) an omg-Jensen-don't-move-out fic, with bonus!Gilmore Girls references.
~ I Call (NC17ish) Jared's POV on the whole thing.
Let's Get Wrecked on Poptarts and Sex (NC17) Chad discovers fanfiction. Jared discovers Jensen. Who saw this coming besides the fangirls? There is now a sequel of sorts: A Certain Sense of Synergy Between Yourself and Me.
Jensen's POV drabble
Podfic by fromcainwthlove : part one, part two, part three, part four.
Podfic by cee_m : can be found here.
HTCTGo!Verse
Half the Chance to Go (pg13) another omg-Jensen-don't-move-out fic. Only this one has Gilmore Girls references and...wait..... Okay, it has cereal.
I Will Give You Fries With Steak Sauce (pg13) Jensen's POV, Dude, there are rules.
And The Sun Shines Rings Around Your Smile (pg13) Jensen's POV on his very own post-breakup freakout.
Do You Like My Stupid Hair? (pg13) This is that date. (FINALLY.)
In My Dreams You're Blowing Me...Some Kisses (NC17) Half an hour from Las Vegas--because when you drive 30 minutes for a fuck you're going to be on your best behavior--is a little bordello called Enthrall 'Em Steer 'n' Bunny Ranch. Fucking is not Jared's problem; keeping his job (and his head above water) just might be.
There is now a PDF of this fic and balefully's made by the amazing too_rational: HERE.
And a Podfic done by the splendiforous crinklysolution : HERE.
Texts From Last Night (various, suck it up) 4 J2 drabbles, 4 Sam/Dean, 1 Mike/Misha
Baby Shower Schmoo (NC17) Um. Yeah.
But This is Where We Shine (NC17) xmas fic for spn_j2_xmas and bekkis CAROLING
Stick Because I'm Stuck on You (NC17) Orphan. Fine. Big-brother-turned-Dad. Jensen can deal. New dog? Who may or may not be a fairly decent looking human being and/or alien? Jensen is so over his fucking head. For j2_everafter
I Thought Your Coffee Table Was More Clever Than That (PG13) He wound up in the bathroom of a KFC once; this is practically a luxury.
GOH DIREKT 2 BASEMENT CAT, NO PASS GOH, NO CAN HAS $200 (or how queenklu was kickd off teh intarweb) (Crack doesn't get a rating) Or a summary.
I Could Be Your Um (PG) Cutesy little fluffy fic.
Sailing For Adventure on the Big Blue Wet Thing (PG13~) For j2_everafter and the movie The Muppet Treasure Island. Yes, really.
Podfic by reena_jenkins .
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.M2
The Chupacabras Ate It Off MIKE/MISHA, Jared/Jensen, that order (NC17) Mike loves double dates. Probably because he thinks they involve orgies.
There is now an audiofic of this made by the fantastic pennyplainknits and it can be found HERE
A Certain Sense of Synergy Between Yourself and Me Mike/Misha, Jared/Jensen, that order. (NC17) Misha Collins gets groped by Michael Rosenbaum before meeting him, which he finds out later is pretty much par for the course. This is a sequel to Let's Get Wrecked on Poptarts and Sex.
I've Got Legs. Do You Like Bread? Mike/Misha (PG) BUT OMFG ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY KIDS.
The Baum is the Key (And the Rosen) Mike/Misha (PG13) Misha Collins, prophit of the lord. ...Yeah, he's not hearing a ring to it either.
Would You? Um. Mike/Misha (PG13) sun warming. Heat. Idk.
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.Due South
Sing Me A Love Song (pg13, Fraser/RayK) Singing is naked. Worse than dancing by a long fucking shot.
Snowblind (pg13, Fraser/RayK) Brain sees green, thinks green. Eyes see green, think red. Prompt two from my 21/21st birthday prompts.
.Merlin
Happily Ever Aftering (NC17) Merlin and Arthur go see Camelot - the hit broadway musical. This is Non-Au
Not Everybody Has Got a Body Like You (PG13) booooodyswap.
Damn the Gray that Gains the Sky (NC17) Merlin smells like a hard ride.
.Angel
Only the Pussy Vamps Sparkle (NC17) Spike/Lindsey. You know, the guy who's really Chris Kane. Also, past Spike/Angel and pre Angel/Lindsey
Leverage
May Not Have Good Taste But I Know What Tastes Good (pg13? Eliot/Hardison) Prompt number three from my 21/21st birthday prompts: Eliot baking a birthday cake. ...Huh, so THAT didn't happen.
NCIS
The Moon Wanted More of My Night (NC17, Tony/Gibbs) First in my 21/21st birthday prompts: Tony/Gibbs, AU universe where werewolves have been around for a long time, and can now work in law enforcement. Guess who the Alpha wolf is, I dare you. SO I ACTUALLY DECIDED TO GUESS.
Sherlock BBC
Everyone Knows I'm In (PG13) Ficmix. John takes one look at Sherlock Holmes and his ears pop.
Without Loss of Generality (NC17) There are more things in heaven and earth, and more important things than John Watson.
Dating Lark (PG13) John arrives home limping so badly Sherlock almost doesn’t recognise him by the sound of his tread.
Hawaii Five-Oh
I Have a History of Taking off My Shirt (NC17) The first words out of Steve’s mouth are, 'What are you doing?' and the second words-or the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth words if Danny’s counting right-are, 'Where is your tie?'
Island Boys (PG13) Ficmix. Oops, Hawaii wedding fic.
Hoahanau Kono/Chin (NC17) Hoahanau means 'cousin,' which they are not, for the purposes of this fic.
Team Orgy ~for morale~ (NC17000000000billion)
Put On a Slow, Dumb Show For You (PG13) Coda to Loa Aloha. It isn’t hello and it isn’t who is this-Steve has a good idea who and the rest doesn’t matter.
Aloha Aku No, Aloha Mai No (NC17) “-so Gracie puts this flower in my hair and she tells me I look pretty and if I love her I’ll wear it all day, and I think, Great, I think, Greatness, because this is my day off and no way would Steve McGarrett show up at my door on my day off, right, Steven?”
Unnamed Smutlet (NC17)
Oh Danny Boy (Oh Boy, Oh Boy) (PG13) Wee St. Patrick's Day fic.
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