So, it's 2:45am, and I'm sitting here eating a bowl of cereal. Waht is up with that? There is something wrong. My stomach ache from earlier chik fil a has transmorgdified into a dull crampiness that frightens me a little bit, because I don't think I've ever experienced this feeling before. So of course, I figured a bowl of cereal would help ( Read more... )

The d standing for "dewdrop". No, really, more like "damn, what a stressful day ( Read more... )

So last night I had this dream about the Fab 5 from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Except it was more of a dating reality show. It was the Fab 5, me, and four other straight girls. I guess the idea was to see how the straight girls just LOOOOOOVE the gay guys. And boy, howdy, did we. Lots of cuddling and laughing and you know, all that stuff ( Read more... )

My boss just brought me a rose, because she knows that our worklife is kind of stressful right now.

She is the shiznit.

One of the perks of being "second in command" in my work group is that I get to know all the department dirt. For instance, I happen to know that my co-worker is going on vacation, returning Tuesday morning at 7am, only to be fired at 9:30am. I know this because I'm responsible for making sure his passwords and network access are revoked while he ( Read more... )

Does anyone remember this magazine? If you read Dynomite, you were sooo cool. I remember an issue with Sorrell Brooks on the cover - Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard. What a hunk.

I wish I could be as committed to exercise as I am to staying soft and pudgy....

I've now spent close to two days moving into my new office...moving, setting up the computer, and arranging my "stuff". My work area looks like one big toybox. Or like a clown happened by, and exploded, leaving all sorts of technicolor mess at my desk. I'll need to take a picture of this. You would hardly know that someone "works" here. Actually ( Read more... )

This is me. I'm almost at the point of giving up on men. Or possibly just giving up on the whole idea of mating. Perhaps I should just learn how to cross-pollinate. Do plants have baggage ( Read more... )