1. I'm only 15% Dixie, linguistically (and with that, I heave a giant sigh of relief). I still maintain 45% Yankee! Go Me ( Read more... )

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So I'm at a baseball game with two of my girlfriends. We take the obligatory group trip to the restroom. Once I emerge, I realize that they've already left. Bummer. And I have no idea how to get back to the hotel and my friends ( Read more... )

My watch says that I was only in the movie theater for 2 hours, but I swear that I must have been in some sort of time warp, and actually spent 4+ hours there. OMG, that was the longest movie I've ever seen. After about an hour, I was saying to myself "wow, there seems to be lots of action in this film, and yet, I am less than intrigued!" ( Read more... )

I'm in the midst of a huge headache. Not my usual, back of the skull, dull ache. This one is full-on, massive throbbing, front of the head, on top of the eyes. I tried to lie down, but that just takes it to the point of being unbearable. Sitting up seems to be better ( Read more... )

I just returned from a UF-sponsored awards ceremony. Twas a semi-prestigious event, at which a well-known journalist was being presented with an award for a series he wrote regarding the "super sealing" of court cases within the 11th circuit court of Florida ( Read more... )

Mouse: ...Because you have to wonder now, how did the machines really know what brownies tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what -I- think brownies tasted like actually tasted like, uh..oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken ( Read more... )

Today was actually very productive for me. After work I went to first real session of the fitness program I joined. It's a program offered to employees of the hospital; you sign up for a block of time, and you can go as much as you want during the week (during your timeslot) to the PT gym. They have a physical therapist there, and there are only ( Read more... )

Just got back from my first session of tap class. Now, I admit that it has been about 14 years since I lsat had any lessons (tapping to "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go", even), and I figured I might have lost some of my flexibility. But oh...my...GOD. I SUCK! hee hee. It was like I had no control over my feet, they just kind of did (or didn't do ( Read more... )

Background: They didn't tell me that the two dispensing cabinets were already in place on the patient floors, so I didn't bother setting them up in the computer. Today they're wondering why the computer isn't alerting them about the meds in the cabinets. Um.....because it doesn't know to ( Read more... )