move it along, still nothing to see here

I'm around, I guess

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( Yayyy )

Me: "I'm still terrified I'm going to fuck things up with Jesse."
Jim: "Are you serious?!"
Me: "Yeah. It's just... I don't know, I just am."
Jim: "Stop that. That's absolutely impossible."

-The amount of reading I have each night makes me want to shoot myself in the face
-There is a giant pile of unclean in my room, and everything I own is in it (I just did laundry three weeks ago, so this should not be happening)
-The amount of money in my bank account is appallingly low
-I am deathly terrified of fucking things up

Today I spent nine hours in the ER.

Happy New Year to all!

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Nick Wang: "I ran a letter opener through the shredder at work today!"
dmax: "Well, that sounds like a firing offense."
Wang: "They'd never fire me. I'm the best employee they have! Which is a HORRIBLE thing because I put a fucking LETTER OPENER in the SHREDDER."

Throughout all of elementary and middle school, my teachers complained to my parents about my inability to consistently pay attention, follow directions, and complete assignments. Much of this was fixed when I was placed in gifted classes, as most of the time I wasn't paying attention was due to my being bored out of my mind and reading books under ( Read more... )