♛ o3

[queenofplastics]

It's almost cute, but really just kind of pathetic. You guys need a professional when it comes to trash-talking the fugly bitches and assholes that waste the air in this damn place.

But right now I just want a frap and the pimply douche at the coffee place couldn't even get the fat-free whipped-cream part right

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[treadingdawn]

'Fat-free whipped cream'?

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[queenofplastics]

Caspian.

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[queenofplastics]

Oh my god, yeah. He gave me, like, this fattening stuff and put chocolate sprinkles on it after I specifically told him that rainbow sprinkles didn't have as many calories!

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[treadingdawn]

Regina.

[adamantined]

Well, it's been a long time since I've heard anyone say 'fugly.'

[queenofplastics]

Do you have a problem with it?

[adamantined]

Actually, no. It's kind of like finding an old picture of everyone looking really obnoxious.

[queenofplastics]

Shut up and get over it.

[primrosella]

I'm sorry you weren't able to have your whipped cream the way you wanted it, Regina. Did you ever manage to get it fixed?

[queenofplastics]

After threatening to destroy his career, yes.

[primrosella]

...Because he made a mistake?

[queenofplastics]

Duh. He works there. He should listen.

OMG I LOL'D

[girlwithabow]

Well don't we feel sorry for you.

I'M SO SORRY |D

[queenofplastics]

As you should.

REGINA, YOU ARE SO FAR OFF.

[girlwithabow]

Yes, because you're pitiful.

SHE DOESN'T CARE 8(

[queenofplastics]

And you're annoying as all hell.

[vicodincrutch]

I was pulling a long shift. I'll get back on it. Thanks for the heads up, Skipper.

[queenofplastics]

By the way.

Your back hair's disgusting.

[vicodincrutch]

Oh wait. You're not-? Oops, better cancel that call to Sea World. Shamu will be so lonely and disappointed.

[queenofplastics]

Not what?