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[queenofplastics]

It's almost cute, but really just kind of pathetic. You guys need a professional when it comes to trash-talking the fugly bitches and assholes that waste the air in this damn place.

But right now I just want a frap and the pimply douche at the coffee place couldn't even get the fat-free whipped-cream part right

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[whackanarche]

In a language we can all understand, please.

[queenofplastics]

What I'm trying to say is: You're a dumbass.

[whackanarche]

What the hell? Are you trying to pick a fight or something?

[queenofplastics]

I don't have to try when I've already won.

[tothelibrary]

...Wow.

What's the point of fat free whipped cream? Why not just... skip whipped cream, if you're going to take out the parts that make it taste good?

[queenofplastics]

You can't have a frap without the whipped cream! God, are you retarded?

[miss_waldorf]

Oh my god. Did you run away from the set of My Super Sweet 16?

[queenofplastics]

More like rudely abducted. Like those skanky bitches have anything on me, anyway.

[miss_waldorf]

Of course they don't~

Blair Waldorf.

[queenofplastics]

Regina George.

[voice]

[fledglingofkyou]

And why would we want to waste even more air by... "trash-talking" others? That accomplishes nothing at all!

[voice]

[queenofplastics]

You're new to this, aren't you.

[voice]

[fledglingofkyou]

Perhaps so. Am I missing anything significant?

[voice]

[queenofplastics]

Yeah like the fact that your goody-goody two-shoes act is disgusting. God, I'm going to barf.

voice;

[candlejacked]

What's a slut?

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god, you're kidding. What are you, like eight?

voice;

[candlejacked]

No, I'm sixteen.

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Then by this point, you're probably already a slut. Thank you, goodbye now.