God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.
[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]
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-eaks. It's like people get dressed in the dark here or something.
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Well now and then the 'electricity' fails. Many people have lost the art of operating under candlelight.
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Excuse you, pothead.
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You heard me.
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Listen, loser. I don't care that your dealer upped his prices and your sorry ass couldn't get that second hit. Don't take it out on me.
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What a wonderful personality you have there.
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And with whom may I be speaking?
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You first.
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I walked straight into freaking hell. That's what I did. AUGH.
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Hey. Kid. Watch where you're going.
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I wasn't even doing anything. Why are you blaming it on me? You're clearly responsible.
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Maybe if you weren't so short, pipsqueak.
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