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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

Comments

idek if there's a mall lol

[denyinurgod]

[Insert directions to the mall here!]

lmao me neither WE CAN PRETEND

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god, finally. Someone useful around here.

or maybe SETSUNA JUST JESUS'ED A MALL UP

[denyinurgod]

Many are useful in this City.

...does it sell Gundams

[queenofplastics]

The guys, maybe. The girls are all so retarded.

[phasedcat]

Trashy freaks? Seriously? That's a great way to make some friends in a place like this.

[queenofplastics]

Who needs friends with this many hot guys around?

[phasedcat]

That really shouldn't be your main concern. Especially if you come from a normal world.

[queenofplastics]

Uh- it's always a concern. What's a normal world got to do with anything?

[adamantined]

Calling everyone you're surrounded by freaks... good start.

[queenofplastics]

There's nothing wrong with being honest.

[adamantined]

There's a difference between being honest and just being... well, that. Not a lot of people are normal here, and a lot of people are kind of dangerous.

[queenofplastics]

If they can't handle it, that's not my problem.

That's what mace is for.

[punchlikeagirl]

Hi there! My name is Kara. Sorry you're stuck here.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god this can't just be a coincidence.

It's all true.

[punchlikeagirl]

Yeah, it's totally messed up and totally true.

[queenofplastics]

I am going to kill the motherfucker that brought me here.

[venomouselle]

Suck it up, cupcake.

[queenofplastics]

God, what the hell. Make me, bitch.

[venomouselle]

Sure.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god you people. I swear.