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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

Comments

[awillowywitch]

Trashy freaks?

[queenofplastics]

God it's like you guys need a picture dictionary or something.

[awillowywitch]

Y'know, sometimes I wonder how exactly the deities choose who comes here. They need a new system.

[queenofplastics]

Exactly. I don't belong here with all of you people. Jesus, I saw someone wearing shoulder pads.

voice; backdating y/n? D:

[7thborn]

Aren't you delightful.

voice; y forever bb!

[queenofplastics]

Thanks, I get that a lot.

voice;

[7thborn]

Oh, terribly sorry, should've clarified that you sound about as delightful as my Great Aunt Muriel.

[Tone of voice TOTALLY indicates how non-complimentary that is. You have been dissed, Regina George.]

I hope someone's filled you in on the City, because I reckon you won't manage a day in this place if you insult the citizens.

voice;

[queenofplastics]

Two really hot guys totally clued me in, little girl.