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Character: Etna
Series: Disgaea (Disgaea: Hour of Darkness and Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories)
Age: 1470 (About 14, almost 15)
Canon: Etna is a main character of the infamous Disgaea series. In the first game Etna is the vassal to the dim and incompetent (her emphasis) Overlord Laharl. She helps him get to the throne while providing a little bit of sarcastic humor and treachery to the mix. In Disgaea 2, Etna became pissed off at Laharl and decided to show him up by claiming the title “God of all Overlords” from Overlord Zenon. This brought her to Veldime where her mischief brought misfortune, frustration and suffering to Adell, Rozalyn and eventually the defeat of Zenon himself. Due to a mistake on her part, Adell’s mother botched a summoning which lowered Etna’s level back to 1. She has since stalked Adell to regain her levels and is currently corrupting Adell’s younger sister, Hanako.
While Etna can be friendly and carefree, Etna is usually sarcastic, mischievous and completely self-absorbed in her own personal interests: reaping revenge on everybody that wronged her, sweets, pop culture, clothes (which are always way too skimpy) and shopping, y’know girl stuff. She is capable of helping others, but usually doesn’t feel much reason to do so unless there’s something in it for her. Worse, she knows she’s a character who usually plays a supporting role and is prone to breaking the fourth wall with her quirky previews and commentary. This works for her, since it frees her from the responsibility of being the main character but still gives her the opportunity to kill him and take the lead. *evil smirk*
Sample Post: Life is a weird and curious thing, you know? Here you are, totally minding your own business, heading home from the Rosen Queen Company’s grocery store with a bagful of pocky, and the dimensional gatekeeper screws up. Now here I am, sharing a room with a deranged assortment of cooks and sex-craved wackos that desperately need shrinks or condoms, caught between here and a forest where such a friendly assortment of abominations and sins against nature lurk… prison comes to mind. Worse, really: at least in demon prison the scrubs are amusing to break in and you have unlimited access to the internet with its sweet kinky yaoi (though there is enough here…), or an even bigger waste of time, cracked multifandom sites which boggle your eyes and your brains. Oh yes, finding yourself in this sort of situation gets you thinking…
…Thinking about what I’m going to do to that that screwed me over! I swear, I don’t know who the hell you think you are up there, but you are really starting to cheese me off! Not only did I have a chance to rest from that punk-brat of an Overlord and was perfectly content corrupting that promise-freak’s sister, but you had to have a sense of humor and put me in the same situation as them both!? Ooh, smiling are you? Thinks this is funny, punk? I’d like to see you smile when I take your grinning lips and shove them down your freaking spine! Then you’ll see who is smiling, jerk! hmhmhm…
But on the plus side~♥
This is a perfect opportunity to have some fun~ Like the old politician’s creed: “Good devils are ones that rob, cheat, steal and lie regardless of the situations they find themselves in~” I’m sure there’s some excitement I can get from this place before I find a way out. Hmhmhm… HMHMHM… ooh yes… this could be so~ much~ fun~
I can see it now…
Slaving their lives away, the campers of CFUD find themselves in tough circumstances! Worse, through the many years of suffering they are completely unaware that there was once a better way to have a summer camp!! Where is their savior? Who could possibly help them?
Behold! From within the shadows a cloaked, masked woman in a top-hat appears! Empirically the exciting empress of energetic euphemisms elaborating enigmatic uh… expressions of ah… excessiveness! Through her daring exploits against the director and his corrupt system, she manages to free the shamed and frightened campers and deliver them to their long overdue liberty! Joyful and relieved, they shower the heroine with praise and demand that she’d be the one to lead them!
NEXT TIME ON E FOR ETNA: THE BEGINNINGS OF A NEW DICTORSHIP! …ain’t politics grand?
Voting went here -- 94.4%!! I'm stunned!!
A special thanks to with_cock_out and drinkmehurd for their time, patience and diligence being my betas. ♥ you both.
Series: Disgaea (Disgaea: Hour of Darkness and Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories)
Age: 1470 (About 14, almost 15)
Canon: Etna is a main character of the infamous Disgaea series. In the first game Etna is the vassal to the dim and incompetent (her emphasis) Overlord Laharl. She helps him get to the throne while providing a little bit of sarcastic humor and treachery to the mix. In Disgaea 2, Etna became pissed off at Laharl and decided to show him up by claiming the title “God of all Overlords” from Overlord Zenon. This brought her to Veldime where her mischief brought misfortune, frustration and suffering to Adell, Rozalyn and eventually the defeat of Zenon himself. Due to a mistake on her part, Adell’s mother botched a summoning which lowered Etna’s level back to 1. She has since stalked Adell to regain her levels and is currently corrupting Adell’s younger sister, Hanako.
While Etna can be friendly and carefree, Etna is usually sarcastic, mischievous and completely self-absorbed in her own personal interests: reaping revenge on everybody that wronged her, sweets, pop culture, clothes (which are always way too skimpy) and shopping, y’know girl stuff. She is capable of helping others, but usually doesn’t feel much reason to do so unless there’s something in it for her. Worse, she knows she’s a character who usually plays a supporting role and is prone to breaking the fourth wall with her quirky previews and commentary. This works for her, since it frees her from the responsibility of being the main character but still gives her the opportunity to kill him and take the lead. *evil smirk*
Sample Post: Life is a weird and curious thing, you know? Here you are, totally minding your own business, heading home from the Rosen Queen Company’s grocery store with a bagful of pocky, and the dimensional gatekeeper screws up. Now here I am, sharing a room with a deranged assortment of cooks and sex-craved wackos that desperately need shrinks or condoms, caught between here and a forest where such a friendly assortment of abominations and sins against nature lurk… prison comes to mind. Worse, really: at least in demon prison the scrubs are amusing to break in and you have unlimited access to the internet with its sweet kinky yaoi (though there is enough here…), or an even bigger waste of time, cracked multifandom sites which boggle your eyes and your brains. Oh yes, finding yourself in this sort of situation gets you thinking…
…Thinking about what I’m going to do to that that screwed me over! I swear, I don’t know who the hell you think you are up there, but you are really starting to cheese me off! Not only did I have a chance to rest from that punk-brat of an Overlord and was perfectly content corrupting that promise-freak’s sister, but you had to have a sense of humor and put me in the same situation as them both!? Ooh, smiling are you? Thinks this is funny, punk? I’d like to see you smile when I take your grinning lips and shove them down your freaking spine! Then you’ll see who is smiling, jerk! hmhmhm…
But on the plus side~♥
This is a perfect opportunity to have some fun~ Like the old politician’s creed: “Good devils are ones that rob, cheat, steal and lie regardless of the situations they find themselves in~” I’m sure there’s some excitement I can get from this place before I find a way out. Hmhmhm… HMHMHM… ooh yes… this could be so~ much~ fun~
I can see it now…
Slaving their lives away, the campers of CFUD find themselves in tough circumstances! Worse, through the many years of suffering they are completely unaware that there was once a better way to have a summer camp!! Where is their savior? Who could possibly help them?
Behold! From within the shadows a cloaked, masked woman in a top-hat appears! Empirically the exciting empress of energetic euphemisms elaborating enigmatic uh… expressions of ah… excessiveness! Through her daring exploits against the director and his corrupt system, she manages to free the shamed and frightened campers and deliver them to their long overdue liberty! Joyful and relieved, they shower the heroine with praise and demand that she’d be the one to lead them!
NEXT TIME ON E FOR ETNA: THE BEGINNINGS OF A NEW DICTORSHIP! …ain’t politics grand?
Voting went here -- 94.4%!! I'm stunned!!
A special thanks to with_cock_out and drinkmehurd for their time, patience and diligence being my betas. ♥ you both.