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/gently slams back into meme comm

test drive meme!

Here's how it works!

➊ wanna play a character but don't have the time? or maybe you just want to test them out?
➋ well go for it! post them here like they're already in the game (text, voice, video or action), and have them talk to characters already in the big gay Garden! Be sure to put their

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lucy diamond → debs.

[downwithdebs]

( Okay, morons. This would be one Lucinda Reynolds, a.k.a Lucy Diamond. Only surviving member of the Reynolds crime syndicate. It's believed she was behind the plot to sink Australia in 1999.

Also she's wearing a very stylish shirt from Target. )

Scud? Scud?! You freaking jackass! ( Yeah, she's stalking along, yelling up into the trees - she thinks there might be radio devices. Or, on the off-chance this is all real, she's just blowing off steam. )

You put me in some magical gay utopia because I didn't want to date the Russian girl? What is wrong with you? God!

( Crossing her arms, and... side-eying a cat as it wanders by. ) And what's with the talking cats? Did you get those from Japan? Is this a magical gay garden in Japan?

( . . . ) Ugh! ( And kicking a tree, oops. )

Jordan Langley | OC

[bitingretort]

Oh, a garden of women. I must have died and gone to Heaven to be so well rewarded. [The redhead leans in closer to the mirror, poking at it curiously.] I can stay for maybe a few hours, but then I really have to go. You know how it is, ladies, don't you? Gotta make sure my brother's okay so that he doesn't become a sperm bank for some nasty little demon queens.

Mm, and point me in the direction of alcohol, please. Might as well be boozed up for my magical lesbian adventures.

[cosmogenic]

Afraid it'll be more than a few hours, love. It's a bit of a one way trip, and Her Majesty isn't inclined to take audiences.

Demon queens, you say. Are they at least attractive?

[bitingretort]

Don't think that's going to work for me, really. I didn't sign up for a vacation.

[A frown.] Probably, when they're not all fur covered and have saliva dripping from their fangs.

[cosmogenic]

It's not a vacation, per se. [she cringes, gestures with her hands.] I'm not sure how to describe it. Some sort of interdimensional pitstop full of beautiful women.

[Oh, eww.] Well, that takes the fun out of it.

bonnie carmichael → original character.

[prescientific]

( Bonnie's quiet, just padding across the grass, slowly making her way towards the bar, pulling out a battered-looking packet of gum. She drags a stick out with her teeth, drops the pack back into one of her worn-out jackets many pockets, before opening the stick.

LE OPTION 1:
Catch her outside. She's having trouble opening that stick of gum, gosh darn it. She speaks with a Southern drawl. ) Aw, gosh-- c'mon, now.

( LE OPTION 2:
She doesn't get intercepted before the bar, she'll just sidle on up to the counter, hoisting herself up onto a seat. ) Um. Have, uh. ( Her head tilts just a little, with a tiny smile. ) Have you got any milk?

already sorry. option 2!!

[cosmogenic]

[loooking over. Hmm. Not bad. Kind of cute.]

You want...milk at a bar in an interdimensional lesbian paradise. [a beat.] Is it even interesting milk, like from some sort of alien creature?

Even soy might work.

kjdfb no this is already beautiful

[prescientific]

( Tilting her head a bit as she glances over. )

Paradise ain't paradise 'less you got good teeth. ( Smiling a little, and tapping her teeth, before pulling the sleeves of her shirt down to ball around her fists. ) I think calcium is plenty interestin'.

( Oh, but she's still smiling a bit. ) 'Sides, you can put a whole lotta things in it. ( Her tone stays pretty even, the whole time. Not from being controlled or tense, nothing like that. Just like she's really, really calm. )

Re: kjdfb no this is already beautiful

[cosmogenic]

[Zahra smiles back. She is personally rather fond of her teeth.] You do have a lovely smile.

I suppose. [She plays with the umbrella in her drink.] Personally, when I've been flung into another universe, I prefer something a little harder. But I can't fault your logic.

Melisande Shahrizai de la Courcel ⇁ Kushiel's Legacy

[acolderheart]

[The woman is silent for a long moment, glancing down in amusement at the almost innocent white shift she wears before inspecting the Vine, gaining some measure of the place before she speaks] And so the board changes.

[She smiles, and raises her voice] I don't suppose there is someone with an explanation at hand?

[volticcrush]

[Lacking a heart sometimes makes it easier to read others'. So when Larxene spies the woman on the Vine, she gets a sense of coldness, and cruelty, and it intrigues her quite a bit, oh yes.]

That depends on what you want explained, and what you plan to do with it~

Copper 'Harry' Houdini Blackstone Dresden-The Dresden Files

[toostubborn2die]

Okay, I've been willing to put up with a log of the indignities this place has to offer, [Pft, no she hasn't] but this? [She holds up swimwear that is tiny, black, and held together by very carefully tied bits of string.]

Yeah, no, this is not going to happen.

[restlessdevil]

I think it would look lovely on you.

[toostubborn2die]

It would look like I tripped coming out of the shower and got tangled up in a pile of string.

[restlessdevil]

Okay, true. And I wouldn't go into the water with it. It'd probably get washed right off. [Zenobia still wanted to see you in it, though.]