Metal

[queenretard__]

Meet Mark
He thinks he is sooooo metal

At Unholy Alliance...we got to the front for slayer

Mark:*starts crying*julie im claustrophobic.

Mark:Ouch i just got stood on.----well duh its a gig

Mark: omg kerry king*starts shouting* Keeerrrry Kerrrry Look*waved*Tom..Kerrry...

Comments

[mighty_ash]

what...a...fud

[lilstripytigas]

Lol. Lol. Lol.

It's that funny I laughed three times.

[mighty_ash]

he's like the new callum mc metal

[lilstripytigas]

Cept Calum's a manipulating shit.

[mighty_ash]

Untrue.

He's a pussy.

[less_scrawling]

I think you're all being mean...He's obviously metal, he has a £1500 Dimebag Flame Guitar shaped like a flying V but pointier, and a £25 electric tuner that you attach to the guitar and it TUNES IT FOR YOU!!!!!

Or, y'know, tune it yourself...

[queenretard__]

he flaunts his money so much its gay.He isnt metal..he only got into it cos me and ash let him hear it*big mistake*

who gives a shit about the price of a guitar?...its not the price its how you play it.

and he cant tuneby ear...fud ..wait til he runs outa batteries

[hrhscribbles]

Why'ya gotta take the piss out of everyone?

Marks ok. Sure he's not as metal as he claims and cant tune by ear.

but so.

[kirstybelle]

hahaha readin this makes me laugh....
actaully