Reasons to LOVE Andrew Crighton

[queensandkings]

1)He looks like Jeff Tweedy
2)He drives the Blood Wagon
3)Jerry is a little bitch
4)He has a Sherlock Holmes pipe
5)He rides his bike over to my house
6)He works construction
7)Death Cock
8)He plays the sax
9)My sister calls him Socrates
10)Today he said, "I don't want to see your face bitch, I just want to see a blunt in my mouth."

Comments

[superbatmandlux]

sometimes matt allen you have to make a poem in order to convey your feelings, perhaps one about andrew crighton. or perhaps one about a man, an awesome man, like how my dad taught me. lemme give you an example.....

there was a man named noah
he built an ark
it was really dark
there was a spark
there were sharks
in the water
it got hotter
and i killed my daughter.

your fellow poet,
-matt

[queensandkings]

IT WAS REALLY DARK