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Why can't I ever remember to use other icons? What the fuck is wrong with me????

Here's my new car! :) Ain't it pretty?


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So someone I know posts a bulletin which prompts me to go to http://www.myheritage.com and check out who I look like. The first pic I posted gave me results of Brittney Spears and Jennifer Lopez and some other hot girls and then Eddie Murphy! LOL At this point I am wondering just how " ( Read more... )

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!

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I posted this in response on a message board where someone brought up the possibility of people becoming addicted to drugs due to certain medical conditions. Their idea was completely thrown to the wayside as if it had no credibility. I agree completely. I am posting this so I don't forget. I think I had a "lightbulb moment" while writing it ( Read more... )

Tell me anything. A secret. Something you might have wanted to say to me. Something you might have wanted to say to someone else. A sin. A Triumph. A crush. A lust. Something. Anything. Everything ( Read more... )

The best damn movie ever. I swear that penguins are more human than humans. They make better dads than men do. If you think you are having a bad day, think of the penguins... I'm not shitting you. SEE THE MOVIE ( Read more... )

So my son comes in the other night and he's like... "Look mom... I can see colors in my eyes!!" and he's like all talking in circles about the colors and Kim is looking at me like WTF is he talking about and the INSTANT he walked in talking about that I KNEW. I knew because I rememeber the exact moment I discovered as a child that if you closed ( Read more... )