I have a bike.  It's blue.  It's made for grownups. And it's a bike.  Yayyyyy
That is all.  :)

In retrospect, I'm probably going to conclude that an entire bottle of Koningshoeven is too much for one little ferret.  For now, though: Wheee!!!! *poing*

I was going to rant about how much I hate being sick, especially when it gets in the way of stuff I've been planning for a few weeks, but I was just distracted by a "saved draft" from god knows when, which just says "All I can say is that the women's fashion industry needs to be beaten severely".

Fucking WORD.  :D

I'm almost disappointed...

You Are Not Scary


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Once again, Guinness proves itself to be my Achilles' heel (Achilles' liver?). Hit a record number of bars last night (5). Apparently the karaoke monsters on my T-shirt look somewhat phallic, because there are now some people in Seattle who know me only as "the crazy singing penis shirt lady". Happy freakin' new year. Buncha drunken bastards, ( Read more... )

http://www.cuteoverload.com/

Several random things ( Read more... )

So I'm back from vacation. Home was great -- I hung out with my family a lot, ate a lot of Zippy's chili, bought a lot of stuff, and drank a lot of delicious Hawaiian tap water. Oh, and I won $2000 playing bingo on base, which means that I can never make fun of bingo ever again. My bedroom looks like it's been hit by some kind of apparel bomb ( Read more... )

Cutest thing ever!
http://classifieds.thestranger.com/seattle/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A21785

Let's see... we're born alone, and we die alone (unless we're airline pilots). Humans, for the most part, are shallow and weak -- so it's usually best to steer clear of them. And every time I pick green beans in the garden, a part of my brain says ( Read more... )