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risd is so fake
everyone here wants something
shut the fuck up
i'm done

haha. i went onto facebook and added the 6 other people with my name.
kill me now!

dear freshman and sophomores,
stop drinking yourselves to the er.

on another note, i'm a packer grad.

right now, npr is playing a jazz piano rendition of bjork's jóga
that's pretty cool

i just found 11 dollars in cash-money in my jacket pocket.
sweet deal.

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my dad made me tongue and eggs tonight for dinner. that's so fucking cool.

i was just at the corner store (the place where that japanese guy calls me the ice cream man) and the two guys there were sitting around a container of almonds. i walked in and after offering me some almonds, they asked me if almonds grew on trees or on bushes, and who the ( Read more... )

what is putin smoking?(AMnewyork, 5/9/05)
"russian president vladmir putin must be puffing on josef stalin's crazy pipe. how else can you explain putin's big bash today in moscow for the societ troops who "liberated" eastern europe at the end of world war II..."